Television
TV schedule Monday 30th July 2012
6:10am
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Carry On Laughing
A series of half-hour stories, mostly historical romps, presented by the Carry On team. Starring Sid James, Barbara Windsor, Joan Sims and other regulars from the films.
6:15am
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Bread
Series 1, Episode 5Freddie's sea-faring brother has died and the Boswells decide to arrange a burial at sea.
6:45am
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'Allo 'Allo!
René Artois, proprietor of Café René in Nazi-occupied France, struggles to keep the business running whilst keeping the resistance and the army happy.
7:10am
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Shaun The Sheep
Stop-motion animated children's sitcom by Aardman Animations for CBBC. Wildly popular with not just kids, but adults too.
7:20am
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As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
7:30am
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Horrible Histories
Series 3, Episode 1Today's show features an annoying French prankster from the Middle Ages, and more.
8am
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As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
8:25am
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Gigglebiz
CBeebies legend Justin Fletcher gets the nation's under-sixes laughing their socks off with his collection of crazy comedy characters.
8:40am
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Bread
Series 1, Episode 6Billy finds out that he is to become a father, Joey learns of his dad's £500 gambling debt, Adrian is made redundant, Aveline's nude pictures are published and Jack buries a stolen candlestick in his Grandma's grave! A normal day for the Boswells.
8:40am
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Rising Damp
Series 2, Episode 7 - Things That Go Bump In The NightCould rumours of the Grey Lady who haunts the house, be true? Rigsby certainly believes so, although he has not seen her - yet.
9:20am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 12, Episode 1 - Return Of The WarriorLife without Seymour soon becomes boring for Compo and Clegg - but not for long.
10am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 12, Episode 2 - Come In Sunray MajorFoggy goes hi-tech to establish good communications with Compo and Clegg.
10:05am
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Horrible Histories
Series 3, Episode 12More historically accurate blood, guts, grime and gore from the Horrible Histories team.
10:40am
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Going Straight
Episode 3 - Going SourRescuing a damsel in distress is just the thing to raise Fletcher's spirits. But when the damsel in question is a teenage runaway who can't stop herself stealing, Fletch's faith in human nature is likely to take a severe battering.
11am
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4 O'Clock Club
A selection of six episodes for the children's sitcom.
11:20am
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Going Straight
Episode 4 - Going To WorkFletcher's parole officer finds him a job at a hotel, but first night nerves lead to harsh words at home and the result is Fletch in the pub in his carpet slippers. It's down to Godber to make sure Fletch doesn't blow his new job before it's even begun.
12pm
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Only Fools And Horses
A selection of three episodes from Britain's most popular sitcom.
2:30pm
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As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
2:30pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 25, Episode 7 - Barry Becomes A Psychopathic Killer But Only Part TimeSmiler finds himself being pursued by a woman who believes he's rich.
3:10pm
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As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
3:50pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 12, Episode 1 - Return Of The WarriorLife without Seymour soon becomes boring for Compo and Clegg - but not for long.
4:30pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 12, Episode 2 - Come In Sunray MajorFoggy goes hi-tech to establish good communications with Compo and Clegg.
5:05pm
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 2, Episode 14 - Hide And SqueakThe Farmer is terrorised when a cute mouse appears in the farmhouse and Pidsley the cat is ordered to dispose of the rodent. When the mouse takes refuge in Shaun's fleece, the flock persuade him to protect their new friend from the pitiless cat.
5:10pm
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Only Fools And Horses
A selection of three episodes from Britan's most popular sitcom.
5:20pm
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On The Buses
Series 3, Episode 2 - The CisternWhen the toilet breaks, Stan and the family are forced to rush next door to use Jack's facilities until they can arrange for a replacement.
6:45pm
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 2, Episode 8 - Bagpipe BuddyThe sheep discover a set of bagpipes on the rubbish dump which they immediately misidentify as a sick emu. They set about trying to nurse it back to health before releasing it back into the wild.
7:25pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 25, Episode 7 - Barry Becomes A Psychopathic Killer But Only Part TimeSmiler finds himself being pursued by a woman who believes he's rich.
7:45pm
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Going Straight
Episode 3 - Going SourRescuing a damsel in distress is just the thing to raise Fletcher's spirits. But when the damsel in question is a teenage runaway who can't stop herself stealing, Fletch's faith in human nature is likely to take a severe battering.
8pm
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Dead Ringers
TV impressions show that ran throughout the 2000s. Featuring Jon Culshaw, Jan Ravens, Phil Cornwell, Kevin Connelly and Mark Perry.
8pm
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A League Of Their Own
Series 1, Episode 6There's everything to play for as the premiere panel show continues. While former Olympic champion Karen Pickering joins the Reds, comedian Jimmy Carr is picked for the Blues.
8:20pm
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Going Straight
Episode 4 - Going To WorkFletcher's parole officer finds him a job at a hotel, but first night nerves lead to harsh words at home and the result is Fletch in the pub in his carpet slippers. It's down to Godber to make sure Fletch doesn't blow his new job before it's even begun.
8:30pm
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Spy
Series 1, Episode 5 - Codename: BloodTim's spy senses should be tingling when he strikes a dodgy deal with The Examiner. Meanwhile, Marcus is given a taste of power, and he likes it...
9pm30 min
Mid Morning Matters With Alan Partridge
Series 1, Episode 4 - Chucky + TraitorAlan and Sidekick Simon continue to entertain north Norfolk's avid radio listeners with their inimitable mix of edgy banter and compelling anecdotes.
9pm60 min version (repeat)
9:30pm30 min
Adam Buxton's BUG
Episode 4Comedian Adam Buxton presents more madcap music videos unearthed from the internet along with the comments they've provoked from opinionated online communities.
10pm35 min
Britain's Oldest Stand Up
Ninety-year-old Chelsea pensioner Jack Woodward tries to achieve his dream - to revive his stand-up comedy career and perform at the Hammersmith Apollo. He began on stage in northern working men's clubs, and performed on troop ships during the Second World War. Modern stand-up acts meet with Jack to provide hints and tips to help him realise his ambition.
10pm60 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 42, Episode 1The popular news quiz returns, with team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop, guest host Jo Brand and guest panellists Victoria Coren and Graham Linehan.
10pm65 min
Jimmy Carr: Being Funny
A live performance of Jimmy Carr's 2011 stand-up show from Birmingham Symphony Hall.
10pm
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The Inbetweeners
The Inbetweeners Top Ten Moments: This one-hour special counts down the top 10 moments taken from all three series of The Inbetweeners. As well as revealing the best 10 clips as voted for by the viewers, the programme meets the four stars, and hears from celebrity fans of the show, including Jimmy Carr, Harry Enfield, Matt Dawson and Ricky Gervais.
11pm
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Dead Ringers
TV impressions show that ran throughout the 2000s. Featuring Jon Culshaw, Jan Ravens, Phil Cornwell, Kevin Connelly and Mark Perry.
11pm
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Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 25, Episode 1David Hasselhoff is the Guest Chairman, presiding over team captains Phill Jupitus and Noel Fielding, who are joined by Louie Spence, rapper Loick Essien, Sugababe Amelle and Peter Serafinowicz.
11:05pm
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This Is Jinsy
Series 1, Episode 2 - CupboardsIt's been ten days since the Great He last made contact, and Arbiter Maven is starting to worry.
11:30pm
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Pramface
Series 1, Episode 1 - Like Narnia But SexyAfter a drunken night in bed, the lives of teenagers Laura and Jamie are about to collide in the most spectacular fashion...
11:40pm
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Harry & Paul
Series 1 - Ruddy Hell! It's Harry & Paul, Episode 5New characters the Divorcing Couple join established favourites the Posh Scaffolders, the Computer Billionaires and the Ritchies. The Leccy Sponging detectives stumble across a murder in a pub and the I Saw You Coming shopkeeper makes another killing.
Midnight
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Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
A selection of three episodes of stand-up from London's Comedy Store.
Midnight
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Pramface
Series 1, Episode 2 - Pregnant RapistLaura is in shock, having discovered that Jamie is only 16 years old, and refuses to speak to him. Jamie feels that Laura is not taking him seriously and decides the only way to get her attention is to propose.
12:20am60 min version (repeat)
12:35am
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Mid Morning Matters With Alan Partridge
Series 1, Episode 4 - Chucky + TraitorAlan and Sidekick Simon continue to entertain north Norfolk's avid radio listeners with their inimitable mix of edgy banter and compelling anecdotes.
12:55am
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Terry & June
Series 3, Episode 3 - It's A KnockoutAn evening of dressing up in old It's A Knockout costumes coincides with the arrival of Terry's company chairman for dinner.
1:05am
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Adam Buxton's BUG
Episode 4Comedian Adam Buxton presents more madcap music videos unearthed from the internet along with the comments they've provoked from opinionated online communities.
1:20am60 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 42, Episode 1The popular news quiz returns, with team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop, guest host Jo Brand and guest panellists Victoria Coren and Graham Linehan.
1:25am
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Terry & June
Series 3, Episode 4 - Friends And NeighboursThe Medfords end up at each other's throats when they try to solve other people's problems. First new neighbour Cynthia, and then Malcolm and Beattie! All Terry wanted was a relaxing Sunday...
1:40am
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Green Wing
Series 1, Episode 7 - Tangled WebsNow dumped by Joanna, Alan tries to find something else to take his mind off things, so he tries religion, under the guidance of the rather attractive hospital chaplin. Martin gets his exams results back but is too nervous to read them, and Guy prepares for his World Guyball Championship semi-final.
1:40am
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Friday Night Dinner
Series 1, Episode 1 - The SofabedMum and dad are having a clear-out, but dad is reluctant to chuck away all his tatty old magazines, and ropes in Jonny to secretly hide the stash back at his flat.
2am
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Lee Nelson's Well Good Show
A selection of five episodes from the first series of Simon Brodkin's character-based sketch show.
2:05am
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Argumental
Series 3, Episode 10John Sergeant welcomes guests Ben Miller and Sean Lock. Do transvestites make convincing women?
2:20am
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Stewart Lee: 41st Best Stand Up Ever
2009 TV edit of Stewart Lee's acclaimed 2007 show filmed at The Stand in Glasgow.
3:05am
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Jon Richardson: A Little Bit OCD
For the past decade, Jon Richardson's life has been driven by a quest for perfection. He explores the OCD condition.
3:55am
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Dirty Sexy Funny: Olivia Lee
Series 1, Episode 7Miss Single gets engaged; a guitar is smashed up in Sharon's studio; Lady Gatecrasher starts the bidding at Europe's largest beer festival; the Technophobe has a roadside breakdown; and Miss Single gets a Ship Mate.