Television
TV schedule Monday 9th April 2012
Horrible Histories
Series 4, Episode 1Dick Whittington pitches a movie about his life, Stone Age technology geeks queue for hours at the unveiling of the Bronze Age and some German bomber pilots find an unfortunate use for a tourist guidebook to Britain.
A Close Shave
Wallace's whirlwind romance with the proprietor of the local wool shop puts his head in a spin; but not all is well for Gromit.
Simon Amstell: Do Nothing Live
Acclaimed 2010 live stand-up show from TV personality and comedian Simon Amstell.
Shameless
Series 3, Episode 3After being knocked to the ground during a purse robbery at the shop, a heavily pregnant Mandy Maguire gives birth to Lip's daughter. But the Maguires won't let him anywhere near them.
Morgan Spurlock's New Britannia
Episode 2Diane Smith, Dave Gorman and Jamie Oliver join Morgan Spurlock to discuss British food. Spurlock visits a black pudding factory in Bury. Music from Lisa Hannigan.
World Series Of Dating
Episode 3The British boys try new tactics to win over our critical ladies - soup play and using words as an anaesthetic all appear.
The Story Of Slapstick
Documentary narrated by Miranda Hart charting the highs and lows of physical comedy and examining the audience's love of visual humour.
Shameless
Series 3, Episode 4When Carol discovers her best friend Lillian had an affair with her husband back in the seventies, she takes her revenge by reporting Lillian to the DSS.
Celebrity Juice
Series 7, Episode 9 - Irish SpecialThis week's guests are Westlife's Kian Egan, Take Me Out host Paddy McGuinness and TV presenters Amanda Byram and Laura Whitmore. Plus Irish Eurovision hopefuls Jedward appear in a special round.
Gregory's Girl
Love is a game of two halves in this endearing eighties tale of an adolescent crush.