Television
TV schedule Sunday 3rd July 2011
6am
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Sykes
Series 5, Episode 2 - FishingSitcom about identical twins Eric and Hattie Sykes, who live together in suburban London.
7am
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The Brittas Empire
Series 1, Episode 6Brittas is more concerned about falling attendance at Whitbury Leisure Centre than any attempt to murder him.
7:30am
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Sykes
Series 5, Episode 3 - LodgersSitcom about identical twins Eric and Hattie Sykes, who live together in suburban London.
7:50am
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Tommy Cooper
Sketch, stand-up and magic from the inimitable Tommy Cooper.
8am
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Only Fools And Horses
G.O.L.D. devotes today to Britain's most popular sitcom with a selection of some of it's best episodes. Episodes are: Episode 1.1, "Big Brother" (08.00); Episode 3.1, "Homesick" (08.40); Episode 3.2, "Healthy Competition" (09.20); 1983 Christmas Special, "Thicker Than Water" (09.55); Episode 5.4, "Tea for Three" (10.35); Episode 5.6, "Who Wants to be a Millionare?" (11.15); and the 1987 Christmas Special, "The Frog's Legacy" (11.55).
9am
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Sorry, I've Got No Head
Series 3, Episode 7The fearsome Vikings discover a new trick, Colin and Malcolm struggle with an empty trolley and the helpful bees stumble into a fairy tale.
9am
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A League Of Their Own
Series 1, Episode 8James Corden oversees another bout between Redknapp and Flintoff. This week, funnyman Bob Mortimer joins the Blues and world champion diver Tom Daley plays for the Reds.
9:30am
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A League Of Their Own
Series 1, Episode 9It's the penultimate fix and there's still everything to play for. Gabby Logan joins Redknapp's Reds, while Father Ted's Ardal O'Hanlon is picked for Flintoff's Blues.
11am
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Very Important Person
1961 film spoofing stiff-upper-lipped war dramas, starring James Robertson Justice as a bombastic scientist who ends up in a PoW camp.
1:15pm
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Rock & Chips
Episode 1 - Five Gold RingsChristmas is coming and money is tight in the Trotter household. Reg and Ted are still their usual workshy selves. It's only Del who is bringing in any cash, from his market stall dealings in American imported records.
2pm
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Carpool
Episode 9 - Tim Vine & Doon MackichanAt the Edinburgh Festival, Robert talks to Tim Vine and actress Doon Mackichan.
2:30pm
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Carpool
Episode 10 - Jim Jefferies & Richard HerringJim Jefferies and Richard Herring jump into the car for chat with Robert.
2:35pm
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Carry On Teacher
A group of school children try to stop their mild-mannered headmaster leaving.
3pm
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Jonathan Creek
Series 1, Episode 1 - The Wrestler's TombA celebrated artist has been killed, with a beautiful model bound and gagged by his side. The police are baffled - so it is just as well that Jonathan Creek accidentally spears Maddy's hand with a cocktail stick...
3:10pm
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Only Fools And Horses
G.O.L.D. devotes today to Britain's most popular sitcom with a selection of some of it's best episodes. Episodes are: Episode 7.5, "He Ain't Heavy, He's My Uncle" (15.10); Episode 7.6, "Three Men, a Woman and a Baby" (16.15); Episode 8.2 "Modern Men" (17.20); and Episode 8.3, "Time on Our Hands" (18.40).
5:30pm
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My Family
Series 11, Episode 2 - Labour PainsBen is tempted to join management, and Susan and Janey find themselves competing for the same monkey when a TV opportunity arises.
6pm
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Tommy Cooper
Sketch, stand-up and magic from the inimitable Tommy Cooper.
6pm30 min
Horrible Histories With Stephen Fry
Episode 3In this episode, there is good news for George IV, a WWII evacuee encounters the horrors of the countryside, Joan of Arc gets an unexpected visit, and there is a visit to Ancient Greece for the Spartan High School Musical.
6:30pm30 min
Twinkle Twinkle Star
Episode 5A mix of comedy, music and chat with a fresh faced cast led by the multi-talented Omar Khan.
6:35pm
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Tommy Cooper
Sketch, stand-up and magic from the inimitable Tommy Cooper.
6:50pm
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Mr. Bean
Episode 9 - Do-It-Yourself Mr. BeanMr. Bean catches a bargain in the New Year's Day sales, devises an unusual method of transporting his shopping home and wreaks havoc by doing a spot of decorating.
7pm
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The Bubble
Episode 1 - Reginald D. Hunter, Victoria Coren, Frank SkinnerA comedy news-quiz hosted by David Mitchell. Each week three contestants are locked in a media-free zone.
7:20pm
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Mr. Bean
Episode 11 - Back To School Mr. BeanMr. Bean visits a local school's open day, trying out some painting, a spot of judo, and goods from the cake stall.
7:40pm
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Have I Got News For You
Series 22, Episode 2With Andrew MacKinlay on Ian's side and Jennie Bond on Paul's.
8pm
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Rock & Chips
Episode 1 - Five Gold RingsChristmas is coming and money is tight in the Trotter household. Reg and Ted are still their usual workshy selves. It's only Del who is bringing in any cash, from his market stall dealings in American imported records.
8pm
Top Gear
Petrolhead comedian Ross Noble is the star in the Reasonably Priced Car on this week's episode of the light-hearted motoring show. Also in the show Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May are in Italy to take part in a series of tricky challenges and increasingly loud arguments.
8:20pm
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9pm
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Grumpy Old Men
Comedians, entertainers and other personalities moan about many of the aspects of modern life which really get on their nerves.
9pm
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Live At The Apollo
Jack Dee Live At The Apollo Series 2, Episode 3Jack Dee takes centre stage himself for this episode, ranting at the insanity of Antiques Roadshow, safari ballooning and dentists, and revealing how he was forced to dress his son up as a bumblebee.
9pm60 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 39, Episode 9After 39 series spanning over two decades, Have I Got News For You's most famous recurring gag is hosting the show - John Prescott. With guest panellists John Bishop and Penny Smith.
9pm
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Little Britain
Series 2, Episode 6Lou and Andy go to the seaside, while Dafydd has been to a rugby match.
9:40pm
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Grumpy Old Men
Comedians, entertainers and other personalities moan about many of the aspects of modern life which really get on their nerves.
10pm
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Men Behaving Badly
Series 4, Episode 3 - PornographyFlat share sitcom following security salesman Gary and his lodger, as they attempt to navigate the opposite sex.
10pm
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Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow
Series 1, Episode 1 - EdinburghIn this week's opening episode, Michael starts his Comedy Roadshow at the Edinburgh Playhouse, where he is joined by headline guest Rhod Gilbert, with additional stand-up from Mark Watson, Stewart Francis and Kevin Bridges.
10pm
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Mock The Week
Series 10, Episode 4Dara O'Briain, Hugh Dennis and Andy Parsons look back on another week's news with guests Alun Cochrane, Micky Flanagan, Milton Jones and Zoe Lyons.
10pm
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Al Murray's Compete For The Meat
Episode 7Al Murray - aka The Pub Landlord - hosts the unique game show where contestants from around the country face general knowledge questions in a bid to win a frozen chicken.
10pm
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Wall Of Fame
Episode 3David Walliams hosts Sky's new panel game, with guests Sarah Pascoe and Bear Grylls.
10:40pm
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Harry Enfield & Chums
Series 2, Episode 1Episode 2.1: Comedy sketches, with Harry as Il Postino Pat, and Dawn French as his beloved Signora Goggins. Also featuring the Self-Righteous Brothers and Kevin the Teenager.
10:55pm
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Miranda
Series 1, Episode 3 - JobMiranda heads to the gym and, after a fuchsia-face-inducing workout, decides it's perhaps not quite for her. She must therefore find a way of getting out of her water-tight contract with the gym.
11pm
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Outnumbered
Series 1, Episode 1We meet the three children. They are a regal five-year-old girl with a talent for interrogation and an interest in nits, a seven-year-old boy with a penchant for lying and an 11-year-old who is gearing up for his scary first day at secondary school.
11pm
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Sean Lock: Stand Up
Sean Lock, one of Britain's favourite comedians and star of 8 Out Of 10 Cats shares his live show, recorded at the Hammersmith Apollo in 2008.
11pm
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Lee Mack Live
Lee Mack presents a stand-up show from London's Bloomsbury Theatre.
11:05pm
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Spaced
Series 2, Episode 1 - BackDaisy returns to 23 Meteor Street after a holiday in Asia only to find that someone else has moved into her room. Suffering from jet lag and the mundane nature of her life, Daisy is confused by a visit from two sinister Government agents. Tim has confronted his feelings towards George Lucas whilst Daisy has been gone.
11:20pm
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Harry & Paul
Series 2, Episode 1Harry Enfield and Paul Whitehouse are back with a whole new range of characters in a new series of their sketch show.
11:40pm
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Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 4, Episode 3 - My Delicious GuavaJanet feels lonely and Louise asks to move in. Meanwhile Gaz can't wait to show off at the karaoke night and Munch has developed breasts.
11:40pm
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Black Books
Series 1, Episode 6 - He's Leaving HomeManny runs away from Black Books, much to Fran's dismay and Bernard's indifference.
Midnight
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Men Behaving Badly
Series 4, Episode 3 - PornographyFlat share sitcom following security salesman Gary and his lodger, as they attempt to navigate the opposite sex.
12:05am
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Stand Up For The Week
Series 2, Episode 3The topical stand-up show takes a no-holds-barred look at the week's big stories. Award-winning Canadian comedian Mike Wilmot makes a guest performance.
12:20am
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12:40am
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Harry Enfield & Chums
Series 2, Episode 1Episode 2.1: Comedy sketches, with Harry as Il Postino Pat, and Dawn French as his beloved Signora Goggins. Also featuring the Self-Righteous Brothers and Kevin the Teenager.
12:40am
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Jeff Green: Back From The Bewilderness
Comedy special featuring award-winning comic and best-selling author Jeff Green, filmed in London's West End.
1am50 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 39, Episode 9After 39 series spanning over two decades, Have I Got News For You's most famous recurring gag is hosting the show - John Prescott. With guest panellists John Bishop and Penny Smith.
1:20am
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Harry & Paul
Series 2, Episode 1Harry Enfield and Paul Whitehouse are back with a whole new range of characters in a new series of their sketch show.
1:50am
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Smack The Pony
Stylish, original and uninhibited Emmy award-winning sketch show starring Fiona Allen, Doon Mackichan and Sally Phillips.
2am
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The New Statesman
Series 4, Episode 3 - Speaking In TonguesAlan advises Piers to make a name for himself, resulting in the entire Brussels translation service going on strike. Luckily there's a computerised replacement system ready to go. Meanwhile, Alan himself is being lobbied by a German Green MEP about the route of a new autobahn.
2:05am
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Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Series 1, Episode 8At the Comedy Store tonight are Marlon Davis on Barack Obama, Jason Byrne on getting sex when you're older, Steve Williams on night clubs and Phil Nichol on offending people.
2:15am
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Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 4, Episode 3 - My Delicious GuavaJanet feels lonely and Louise asks to move in. Meanwhile Gaz can't wait to show off at the karaoke night and Munch has developed breasts.
2:15am
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Banzai
Episode 4: Spoof Japanese-style game show including gambling opportunities such as the Where's Willie Wheelie Wager, the Fantastic Freddie Man Flutter and Mr Shakehands Man's encounter with Hollywood star Angelina Jolie.
2:35am
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The New Statesman
Series 4, Episode 4 - Heil And FarewellAlan infiltrates and becomes leader of a resurgent Nazi Party, but his aims look set to have a more honourable side-effect than usual. Plus, he's got Hitler's knob on his side.
3:15am
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Rab C. Nesbitt
Series 6, Episode 5 - BulbsJamesie organises a trip to Amsterdam to see the bulbfields. But Rab soon discovers that the only bulbs his pal is interested in are red ones.
3:55am
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Birds Of A Feather
Series 3, Episode 7 - HistoryAs the girls sort out their jumble for a car boot sale, Tracey unearths a dark secret.