Television
TV schedule Friday 24th June 2011
7am
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Ripping Yarns
Episode 1, Tomkinson's Schooldays: Michael Palin plays schoolboy Tomkinson, who attends a public school so horrible he will do anything to escape from it.
8:40am
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As Time Goes By
Episode 1.3, The Copper Kettle: Lionel and Jean spend a nostalgic day in Buckinghamshire reliving their courtship days - but find things have changed in the intervening years.
10am
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The Good Life
Series 1, Episode 3 - The Weaker Sex?The stress of 'a 36 hour day' starts to take its toll on Barbara after she is left to restore an old range to its former glory. The Goods also celebrate the first signs of life in their vegetable patch and viciously defend it from the birds.
10:40am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 28th series of Britain's longest running sitcom. Repeated again as of 18.00.
1:40pm
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The Good Life
Series 1, Episode 3 - The Weaker Sex?The stress of 'a 36 hour day' starts to take its toll on Barbara after she is left to restore an old range to its former glory. The Goods also celebrate the first signs of life in their vegetable patch and viciously defend it from the birds.
3pm
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As Time Goes By
Episode 1.3, The Copper Kettle: Lionel and Jean spend a nostalgic day in Buckinghamshire reliving their courtship days - but find things have changed in the intervening years.
3pm60 min version (repeat)
5pm
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Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 3, Episode 7 - Turned Out Nice AgainIf there's one wartime entertainer Gary can't stand it's George Formby. When George turns up wanting to record Gary's latest song, Gary has to find a way to keep musical history intact.
5pm30 min
Sorry, I've Got No Head
Series 3, Episode 6Dean the superhero tries to lift a car off someone's foot, the Lady Tourist tries to go to the theatre and The Witchfinder General ends up in a children's playzone.
5:20pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 3, Episode 3 - Friday The 14thDel's weekend fishing trip to Boycie's country cottage strangely coincides with a local restaurant owner's need for cheap fish. On the journey they are stopped by the police who inform them of an escaped killer who is believed to be in the vicinity. They arrive at the empty cottage with a sense of foreboding...
8pm
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The Vicar Of Dibley
Series 1, Episode 4 - The Window & The WeatherIn the fiercest storm to hit Dibley since... well, let's not go there; a tree falls through the church's great stained-glass window. After struggling to even recall what the original image depicted, the vicar's shocked by the costs of stained glass and begins a fund-raising exercise.
8pm
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The Catherine Tate Show
Series 1, Episode 2Margaret is scared several times, Bernie receives a written warning for breaking the photocopier and Nan mistakes Charles Bronson for Charles Manson.
8:30pm
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The Catherine Tate Show
Series 1, Episode 3Bernie welcomes a new co-worker, an American girl explains a meaningful conversation with a man and the scared woman is scared again.
8:40pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 3, Episode 4 - Yesterday Never ComesWhen Del acquires a piece of furniture he believes it to be valuable, and when upper-class Miranda answers his newspaper advert for it, he thinks he's gone 'up-market'. But can she really have been wooed by his charm, or is it something more commercial?
9pm
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Live At The Apollo
Jack Dee Live At The Apollo Series 2, Episode 6 - Julian ClaryJoining Jack Dee on stage is Julian Clary, who whips the audience into a frenzy with a set where no one is safe from his wit. Jack delivers a set lambasting cold calling for gas, phone and electricity, and he also lays into chemists, mobile phones and even vacuum cleaners.
9pm
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Would I Lie To You?
Series 3, Episode 8Talking 'porkies' this week are fashionista Trinny Woodall, Psychoville star Reece Shearsmith, West End star Michael Ball and acerbic critic and TV presenter Charlie Brooker.
9pm30 min
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 11, Episode 2Jimmy, Sean and new team captain Jon Richardson are joined by Patsy Palmer, Jack Whitehall, Krishnan Guru-Murthy and Joe Wilkinson.
9:20pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 3, Episode 5 - May The Force Be With YouWhen Rodney meets an old friend of Del's in the pub, he is duped into taking him back to the Trotter's flat: as Del is showing Grandad a new 'hookie' microwave he has acquired, he is re-acquainted with Detective Slater. The family are arrested and a stand-off situation develops after they all give false statements - until Del surprises everyone...
9:30pm30 min
9:40pm
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Mock The Week
Series 6, Highlights SpecialA special compilation show packed full of out-takes and best bits from the sixth series.
10pm
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Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 4, Episode 1 - Corinthian DiesJanet has had enough and, feeling she's fallen out of love with Jonny, decides to leave him.
10pm
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Men Behaving Badly
Series 6, Episode 2 - WeddingThe big day of Gary's wedding has arrived, complete with last-minute doubts.
10pm65 min
Alan Carr: Chatty Man
Series 6, Episode 2 - Elle MacPherson, Bruce Forsyth, Louis WalshAlan is joined by Elle MacPherson and Bruce Forsyth. Louis Walsh pops in to give the lowdown on all things X Factor, plus a chat with new girl-band Wonderland. Music comes from the Kaiser Chiefs, who perform Little Shocks from their new album The Future Is Medieval.
10pm30 min
Wall Of Fame
Episode 2David is joined by Billie Piper and Sally Bercow, wife of the Speaker of the House of Commons.
10:20pm
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Have I Got News For You
Series 38, Episode 6Ian Hislop and Paul Merton again look at the week's news. With guest host Alexander Armstrong and panellists Jimmy Carr and Bob Crow.
10:30pm
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Lee Nelson's Well Good Show
Series 1, Episode 6Who will guess how much Lee is willing to spend on his girlfriend? Meanwhile dim premiership footballer Jason Bent launches his autobiography.
10:35pm45 min
The Graham Norton Show
Series 9, Episode 11 - Lee Mack, Jessie Wallace, Kim CattrallGraham is joined by Lee Mack; EastEnders star Jessie Wallace talks about life as Kat Slater; Sex And The City star Kim Cattrall, starring in new movie Meet Monica Velour; and there is music from The Saturdays.
10:40pm
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Men Behaving Badly
Series 6, Episode 3 - JealousyA cramped weekend away in a small caravan proves eventful.
11pm
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Al Murray's Compete For The Meat
Episode 6Al, Zoe and Mr Giblets are joined by Emily Atack, Sarah Jayne Dunn, Martin Offiah and Jake Rodriques in the battle of wits to win a frozen chicken. And some sausages.
11:05pm
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That Peter Kay Thing
Episode 5 - LeonardEpisode 5, Leonard: This week we follow Lenoard, Britain's oldest paper boy, who is due to collect an award.
11:20pm
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The Vicar Of Dibley
Series 1, Episode 4 - The Window & The WeatherIn the fiercest storm to hit Dibley since... well, let's not go there; a tree falls through the church's great stained-glass window. After struggling to even recall what the original image depicted, the vicar's shocked by the costs of stained glass and begins a fund-raising exercise.
11:30pm
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Live At The Apollo
Jack Dee Live At The Apollo Series 2, Episode 6 - Julian ClaryJoining Jack Dee on stage is Julian Clary, who whips the audience into a frenzy with a set where no one is safe from his wit. Jack delivers a set lambasting cold calling for gas, phone and electricity, and he also lays into chemists, mobile phones and even vacuum cleaners.
11:40pm
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PhoneShop
Series 1, Episode 5 - Salesman Of The MonthFor the first time in years, someone other than Little Gary Patel is in with a chance of being top salesman of the month. As the boys vie for position, Janine moons over her new boyfriend, Don.
Midnight
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Grumpy Old Women
Well-known comedians, entertainers and personalities talk about the many aspects of modern life that drive them up the wall.
Midnight
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Men Behaving Badly
Series 6, Episode 2 - WeddingThe big day of Gary's wedding has arrived, complete with last-minute doubts.
12:15am
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Ideal
Series 7, Episode 5 - The LoveMoz tries to turn his friendship with Tilly into a full-blown relationship. Colin hires his estranged wife Carmel as an escort girl.
12:25am
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The Marriage Ref
Episode 1Dermot O'Leary is joined by Sarah Millican, Jimmy Carr and Geri Halliwell to deliberate the fate of three couples. The issues at stake are pickles, maturity, and lists...
12:40am
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Men Behaving Badly
Series 6, Episode 3 - JealousyA cramped weekend away in a small caravan proves eventful.
1:20am
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Game On
Series 3, Episode 1 - Palms, Pigs And Bad DebtsMatt believes palmistry is the best way to seduce women, but how will he meet any if he doesn't leave the flat? Fortunately for him, Mandy is £9,000 in debt and a female debt collector calls. Fortunately for Mandy, her new boss, Archie, offers her an interest-free loan.
1:40am
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Kröd Mändoon And The Flaming Sword Of Fire
Episode 2 - Our Bounties OurselvesKrod and the gang must fight off bounty hunters after Dongalor places a bounty on their heads. Dongalor's relationship with Cute Girl is threatened after a weapons inspector arrives at his palace.
1:55am
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Heroes Of Comedy
Series 2, Episode 2 - Kenny EverettHeroes Of Comedy celebrates the work of Kenny Everett, an anarchic genius of comedy who introduced Britain to such characters as Captain Kremmen.
2am
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The Smell Of Reeves And Mortimer
Episode 2.5, Muscle Chemicals: Councillors Cox and Evans put forward another of their outlandish proposals, the Bra Men get up to a bit of jiggery-pokery and Sting is invited to chat with Donald and Davey Stott.
2:05am
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Banzai
Cult Japanese-style sketch show. A wacky no holds barred betting show, often involving celebrities.
2:15am
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Lee Nelson's Well Good Show
Series 1, Episode 6Who will guess how much Lee is willing to spend on his girlfriend? Meanwhile dim premiership footballer Jason Bent launches his autobiography.
2:25am
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Duty Free
Series 2, Episode 3 - CouplesA young honeymoon couple find themselves offered marital advice from some unlikely sources - the Pearce's and the Cochran's.
2:30am
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Steve Coogan As Alan Partridge And Other Less Successful Characters
Steve Coogan performs as some of his most famous creations including a certain Norwich DJ. Recorded in Blackpool in 2008.
2:30am
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The New Statesman
Series 3, Episode 5 - Natural SelectionAlan's outraged to discover a common upstart builder has designs on his constituency. With the Budget drawing near, an opportunity arises to reaffirm his position in Haltemprice and do Piers a small favour in the process.
3am
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Heroes Of Comedy
Series 2, Episode 3 - Alastair SimA celebration of the life and work of Scottish comic actor Alastair Sim, who starred in many comedies, including the original St Trinian's films. With contributions by George Cole, Nigel Hawthorne and Stephen Fry.
3:15am
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Ideal
Series 7, Episode 5 - The LoveMoz tries to turn his friendship with Tilly into a full-blown relationship. Colin hires his estranged wife Carmel as an escort girl.