Television
TV schedule Wednesday 11th May 2011
Carry On Nurse
Much to the nurses' frustration, the patients at Haven Hospital have no intention of lying quietly whilst awaiting surgery or recovery.
George & Mildred
Series 4, Episode 3 - You Must Have ShowersMildred takes a liking to the Fourmiles' shower, and orders that George arrange one to be fitted in their bathroom. Much against her better judgement, he gets old friend Jerry to do the work.
Just William
Episode 2 - Parrots For EthelExotic Uncle Neville has come to stay, and William decides to give a lecture on 'intrestin' animals. But with only a dead dormouse and a caterpillar on the bill, things are not looking too promising.
A League Of Their Own
Series 1, Episode 9It's the penultimate fix and there's still everything to play for. Gabby Logan joins Redknapp's Reds, while Father Ted's Ardal O'Hanlon is picked for Flintoff's Blues.
Doc Martin
Series 2, Episode 3 - Blood Is ThickerDoc Martin visits the Flint brothers at the remote country home they share with their father Victor and mother Doreen. Martin is also deeply troubled by the arrival of Mark's rude, overbearing sister in the village: a herbalist who is prescribing his patients all sorts of remedies.
Life Of Riley
Series 3, Episode 5 - Lost In TranslationWhen Maddy persuades Jim to open up about his feelings she gets more than she bargained for. Meanwhile, Danny plays host to a visiting French exchange student, awakening Ted's latent xenophobia.
Doc Martin
Series 2, Episode 4 - AromatherapyThere's concern in Portwenn that local radio presenter Caroline Bosman has a drink problem but she's having none of it. Doctor Ellingham is also struggling to deal with the elderly Mr Cooke, about whom there is the most dreadful smell for no apparent reason.
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 1, Episode 6Topical news show hosted by comedian Russell Howard, who offers his unique perspective on the big stories dominating the media across TV, online and in print, as well as picking up on those sometimes overlooked things that make him smile.
Outnumbered
Series 3, Episode 5The last time Mum's sister Auntie Angela came to visit, it all ended in disaster. Now she is back to show off the American therapist she has married.
Red Dwarf
Series II, Episode 6 - Parallel UniverseHolly's new invention of the 'Holly Hop Drive' promises to take Red Dwarf back home to Earth in a mere instant. What it manages, however, is to flip the ship across the fifth dimension divide and into a parallel universe. But a greater surprise is in store: there's another Red Dwarf here too...
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 4, Episode 7Russell once again gives his upbeat and entertaining take on some of the key news stories of the week.
Live At The Apollo
Jack Dee Live At The Apollo Series 1, Episode 5 - Omid DjaliliDeadpan comic Jack Dee shares his gripes on school sports day, rubbernecking and the notion of appointing an Olympic village idiot, before introducing a performance by Omid Djalili, who offers his take on everything from Shakespeare to belly-dancing.
Harry & Paul
Series 1 - Ruddy Hell! It's Harry & Paul, Episode 6Featuring the Posh Scaffolders, Bono and The Edge, Nelson Mandela, Can't Back Down, Pik, the Surgeons, Madonna and Guy, the Computer Billionaires, the Clean Chavs, the Divorcing Couple and I Saw You Coming.
Would I Lie To You?
Series 4, Episode 8Joining David's team this week are comedian John Bishop and star of Gavin And Stacey, Joanna Page. With Lee are EastEnders actress Patsy Palmer and comic actor Chris Addison.
Bridget Jones's Diary
Film based on Helen Fielding's novel about an unlucky-in-love Londoner who decides to take control of her life and start a diary.
Would I Lie To You?
Series 4, Episode 8Joining David's team this week are comedian John Bishop and star of Gavin And Stacey, Joanna Page. With Lee are EastEnders actress Patsy Palmer and comic actor Chris Addison.
Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Stand-up comedy from London's famous club, The Comedy Store.
Stewart Lee's Comedy Vehicle
Series 2, Episode 2 - LondonStewart Lee looks at what it's like living in London these days. City living is certainly not getting any easier, and people are moving to the countryside... but have they thought it through?
Mock The Week
Series 1, Episode 3Jo Brand joins Hugh Dennis and Frankie Boyle's team again, whilst Rory Bremner has John Oliver and Al Murray on his side.
Grouchy Young Men
Young male celebrities, including many comics, bitch and complain about life in modern Britain.
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 1, Episode 6Topical news show hosted by comedian Russell Howard, who offers his unique perspective on the big stories dominating the media across TV, online and in print, as well as picking up on those sometimes overlooked things that make him smile.
Rob Brydon's Annually Retentive
Series 2, Episode 3The Welsh Tourist Board make Rob the new 'face of Wales', he receives a visit from his dad, and gets on very badly with Welsh film star Rhys Ifans.
Mock The Week
Series 1, Episode 3Jo Brand joins Hugh Dennis and Frankie Boyle's team again, whilst Rory Bremner has John Oliver and Al Murray on his side.
Kröd Mändoon And The Flaming Sword Of Fire
Episode 1 - Wench TroubleKrod and the gang go on a mission to rescue the leader of the resistance against the evil Meconian Empire.
Lead Balloon
Series 3, Episode 6 - MistakeMel has to run her agency from home while the office is done up and so Rick and Marty are banished to the kitchen.