Television
TV schedule Wednesday 30th March 2011
Carry On... Up The Khyber
Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond is in charge of the motley kilted crew of the Third Foot and Mouth regiment at a British outpost in the Khyber Pass.
Terry & June
Series 9, Episode 5 - Bats In The BelfryJune's fairy-tale dream of princesses, knights and dragons, recounted over breakfast one morning, comes true - but with a different slant.
Pixelface
Series 1, Episode 11 - Saving Private RomfordRomford accidentally goes into self-destruct mode and the whole console is threatened with being erased.
Me & My Monsters
Series 1, Episode 1 - Strictly No PetsThe Carlson's move into their new dream home but little do they realise there are monsters living in the basement. How long can Eddie hide Fiend, Haggis and Norman from the rest of the family?
Would I Lie To You?
Series 3, Episode 5This week, comedian Jack Whitehall and former Sun editor Kelvin MacKenzie join David to do battle with Lee's team mates, TV presenter Christine Bleakley and stand-up comedian Frankie Boyle.
The Unforgettable...
Series 1, Episode 4 - Diana DorsA reflection on the sometimes tragic life of blonde bombshell Diana Dors.
Harry Hill's TV Burp
Series 10, Episode 16This week's episode featured a woman who gives out souvenir mugs after sex, Mike Tyson racing pigeons and Harry struggling to understand science documentaries.
I'm Alan Partridge
Series 1, Episode 5 - To Kill A Mocking AlanAlan invents a new drink while trying to impress some TV executives, and meets Jed, his biggest fan.
An Audience With...
Episode 21 - Another Audience With Freddie StarrComedian Freddie Starr entertains a celebrity audience.
Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow
Series 1, Episode 2 - ManchesterThis week, Michael is at the Manchester Apollo, where he is joined by North West favourite Jason Manford as well as John Bishop, Sarah Millican and Mick Ferry.
Men Behaving Badly
Series 6, Episode 4 - Watching TVWhen Tony's relentless cheerfulness gets everyone down, the others decide that humiliation is the only answer.
Outnumbered
Series 2, Episode 5Mum and Dad try to organise a quiet meal out together. But first they have to escape the house!
Red Dwarf
Series VI, Episode 3 - Gunmen Of The ApocalypseWhen a simulant ship puts a virus in Red Dwarf's computers, Kryten decides to contract the virus himself to find a cure.
Live At The Apollo
Series 5, Episode 3 - Al Murray, Chris Addison and Tim VineThe pub landlord Al Murray hosts, before introducing special guests Chris Addison and pun-meister Tim Vine.
The Thick Of It
Series 3, Episode 6With the Prime Minister away at a summit in Spain, Malcolm Tucker is left at home to mind the shop.
Would I Lie To You?
Series 4, Episode 2With Jason Manford, Ruth Jones, Jack Dee and Peter Serafinowicz.
Jonathan Creek
Series 2, Christmas Special - Black CanaryThe famous female illusionist, Marella Carney - The Black Canary - is found dead at her rambling mansion. For Jonathan, an encounter with both an old flame and the swashbuckling Detective Inspector Gideon Pryke adds even more spice to an already baffling enigma.
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 4, Episode 1Fresh from performing to over 160,000 fans on his sell-out UK arena tour, Russell Howard returns to BBC Three for a brand-new series of hit satirical comedy show.
Edinburgh & Beyond
Al Murray presents some of the best acts from the Edinburgh Fringe. Featuring Nick Doody, Adam Buxton, Deidre O'Kane, and Colin and Fergus.