Television
TV schedule Saturday 12th March 2011
9am60 min
Dick And Dom's Funny Business
Episode 10 - And The Winner Is... With Jason ByrneStar guest Jason Byrne finds himself locked in his dressing room in a rather floral edition of Dick And Dom's Funny Business.
10am
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Only Fools And Horses
G.O.L.D. devote today to the classic sitcom. Episodes repeated are "Slow Bus to Chingford" (10.00), "The Frog's Legacy" (10.40), "Friday the 14th" (12.00), "To Hull and Back" (12.40) and "The Miracle of Peckham" (14.40). Episodes repeated again as of 15.20.
3:05pm
(repeat)
Harry Hill's TV Burp
Series 10, Episode 13This week's episode featured the residents of Whiteley retirement village in Hawaii Five-0, Harry holding a Lemur's hand and a music video set in a car park.
3:10pm
(repeat)
Carry On Regardless
Wild adventures and misadventures of co-partners in an unconventional employment agency.
6:30pm
(repeat)
Dad's Army
Series 5, Episode 4 - Getting The BirdJones is running low on meat, but Walker claims that he can get some for him. But surely a massive drop in Trafalgar Square's pigeon population cannot go unnoticed? Meanwhile, Sergeat Wilson has gone AWOL.
7pm
(repeat)
Spike Milligan... I Told You I Was Ill... A Live Tribute
The cream of British comedy pay tribute to Spike Milligan at a charity evening recorded live at London's Guildhall.
7:10pm
Let's Dance For Comic Relief
The final. Taking part are Russell Kane performing as Beyonce, Katie Price 'Breaking Free' with a vacuum cleaner, Noel Fielding with his uncanny Kate Bush impression; Charlie Baker and best mate James Thornton; Ade Edmondson with a Dying Swan dance; and the 80s Super Group. With Miranda Hart, Louie Spence and Rufus Hound on the judging panel.
7:20pm30 min
Harry Hill's TV Burp
Series 10, Episode 14This week's episode featured Harry admitting to weeing in the pool at Centre Parcs, a chicken thrown into Shirley's kitchen on EastEnders and Heston making a "shepherd's pie on steroids".
9pm
(repeat)
Lee Evans - Big - Live At The O2
A TV broadcast of Lee Evans's record-breaking tour, which played to over half a million fans across the UK. Infectious stand-up from the top comic.
9pm
(repeat)
Mock The Week
Series 4, Episode 1Mark Watson is the panellist on Hugh Dennis and Frankie Boyle's team. Over on the other side Russell Howard becomes a joint team captain with Andy Parsons. They're joined by David Mitchell this week.
9:40pm
(repeat)
Mock The Week
Series 4, Episode 2Ian Stone joins Hugh Dennis and Frankie Boyle. Mark Watson joins Russell Howard and Andy Parsons.
10:10pm
(repeat)
Live At The Apollo
Series 5, Episode 6 - Alistair McGowan, Reginald D Hunter and Kevin BridgesStand-up comedy from the world-famous Hammersmith Apollo. The nation's favourite impressionist, Alistair McGowan, introduces guest appearances from young Scottish comedy prodigy Kevin Bridges and acclaimed comic Reginald D Hunter.
10:20pm
(repeat)
Mock The Week
Series 1, Episode 1The first ever episode. Linda Smith is the guest on Hugh Dennis and Frankie Boyle's team, whilst Rory Bremner has John Oliver and Jeremy Hardy on his team.
10:35pm
(repeat)
Dylan Moran: What It Is
Stand-up show starring Black Books star Dylan Moran. Recorded in Australia.
10:35pm
(repeat)
Live At The Apollo
Series 5, Episode 6 - Alistair McGowan, Reginald D Hunter and Kevin BridgesStand-up comedy from the world-famous Hammersmith Apollo. The nation's favourite impressionist, Alistair McGowan, introduces guest appearances from young Scottish comedy prodigy Kevin Bridges and acclaimed comic Reginald D Hunter.
11pm
(repeat)
Mock The Week
Series 1, Episode 3Jo Brand joins Hugh Dennis and Frankie Boyle's team again, whilst Rory Bremner has John Oliver and Al Murray on his side.
11pm
(repeat)
How TV Ruined Your Life
Episode 6 - KnowledgeCharlie traces how TV's notion of knowledge has changed from bespectacled experts to celebrity presenter drivel. Warning: this episode contains an alien meeting with Danny Dyer and celebrity supernatural activity.
11:10pm50 min
Stand Up For The Week
Series 2, Episode 1The topical stand-up show returns for a new series. Now on Saturday nights, with new host Kevin Bridges, Stand Up For The Week is filmed in front of a live audience at the Koko Club in Camden. This week East End comic Micky Flanagan joins the regulars for a guest performance.
11:20pm
(repeat)
11:20pm
Local Comedy Programming
Note: A repeat of John Bishop's Britain is showing in parts of the country, but in some regions there is new programming as local radio presenters try stand-up comedy for the first time.
11:40pm
(repeat)
Grumpy Old Women
Well-known comedians, entertainers and personalities talk about the many aspects of modern life that drive them up the wall.
12:10am
(repeat)
Heroes Of Comedy
Series 1, Episode 4 - Max MillerThough born 100 years ago, Max Miller's influence is still felt today. He was the highest paid comedian in variety and a master of innuendo. With footage of Miller in action.
12:10am
(repeat)
Limmy's Show!
Series 2, Episode 4Lovable ex-junkie Jacqueline McCafferty meets her hero, but doesn't make things easy for herself; and The Secret Agents meet on a park bench with their newspapers.
12:30am
(repeat)
Celebrity Juice
Series 5, Episode 5 - Up The Duff SpecialIt's the 'Up The Duff' special with Holly's team being made up solely of 'mums to be', with Emma Bunton and Myleene Klass joining in the fun. Fearne is joined by Italian Stallion chef Gino D'Acampo and regular comedian, Rufus Hound.
12:40am
(repeat)
Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Series 1, Episode 11Rob Rouse on becoming a father, Paul Tonkinson on the rules of rugby, Terry Alderton on accents and Simon Cowell, and Josh Howie on religion.
12:45am
(repeat)
The Ricky Gervais Show
Series 2, Episode 1Karl pitches a bizarre idea for a film, in which the comatose hero, played by 'Clive Warren', has his brain transplanted into his widow's head.
12:50am
(repeat)
Edinburgh & Beyond
Al Murray presents some of the best acts from the Edinburgh Fringe. Featuring Richard Herring, Chris Green, Spencer Brown and Reginald D. Hunter.
1:20am
(repeat)
Harry Hill's TV Burp
Series 10, Episode 14This week's episode featured Harry admitting to weeing in the pool at Centre Parcs, a chicken thrown into Shirley's kitchen on EastEnders and Heston making a "shepherd's pie on steroids".
1:50am
(repeat)
Grumpy Old Women
Well-known comedians, entertainers and personalities talk about the many aspects of modern life that drive them up the wall.
2:30am
(repeat)
Grouchy Young Men
Young male celebrities, including many comics, bitch and complain about life in modern Britain.
3:30am
(repeat)
Not The Nine O'Clock News
Popular satirical sketch show of the late 70s and early 80s starring Rowan Atkinson, Mel Smith, Griff Rhys Jones and Pamela Stephenson.
5:15am5 min
