Television
TV schedule Saturday 19th February 2011
9am60 min
Dick And Dom's Funny Business
Episode 7 - Dixie And Dom With Steve FurstDick and Dom attempt to avoid Steve Furst, star of Little Britain and CBBC's Combat Kids.
10:15am
(repeat)
One Foot In The Grave
Series 4, Episode 3 - Hearts Of DarknessA day out in the country and a gentle trip on the river leads to epic complications for the Meldrews, Mrs Warboys and Nick Swainey when they find themselves marooned in the middle of a misty river.
10:45am
(repeat)
Harry Hill's TV Burp
Series 10, Episode 10With Louie Spence, Birth of Britain and the ever-popular Dancing on Ice occupying the airwaves, expect a gag-packed and unmissable edition of the show.
3:20pm
(repeat)
Carry On Nurse
Much to the nurses' frustration, the patients at Haven Hospital have no intention of lying quietly whilst awaiting surgery or recovery.
7pm
Let's Dance For Comic Relief
Steve Jones and Alex Jones host the series which sees some of Britain's top comedians and TV personalities step into their dancing shoes to raise money for Comic Relief.
This first show features Russell Kane, Rebecca Front, Ed Byrne, Colin and Justin, the stars of Waterloo Road, and Katie Price. There are also performances from JLS and Taio Cruz.
On hand to offer words of wit and wisdom as they review the acts are Graham Norton, Frank Skinner and Greg Davies.
7pm
(repeat)
Dad's Army
Series 5, Episode 1 - Asleep In The DeepA bomb hits Walmington's pumping station, where Walker and Godfrey are on watch. The efforts to free them from the wreckage are somewhat wasted after Mainwaring, Wilson, Pike, Frazer and Hodges are trapped with them... and then a broken pipe slowly floods the room with water.
7:15pm30 min
Harry Hill's TV Burp
Series 10, Episode 11This week's episode featured magic scones on One Man and His Campervan, a pram crash on EastEnders and Eoghan Quigg doing his face. Plus, we find out who the TV Burp employee of the month is.
7:30pm
(repeat)
The Unknown Hancock
A unique insight into one of the most masterful clowns of the modern age, Tony Hancock.
9pm
(repeat)
Dara O'Briain Live At The Theatre Royal
Stand-up comedy from Dara O'Briain. An hour of highlights from the comedian's 2006 routine.
9pm
(repeat)
Mock The Week
Series 3, Episode 1Gina Yashere is Hugh Dennis and Frankie Boyle's fellow panellist again. Meanwhile Clive Anderson and Russell Howard make their first appearances on Mock the Week. They're on Andy Parsons's side.
9pm
(repeat)
Little Britain
Little Britain Abroad, Episode 1: Daffyd visits Myfanwy at her new gay bar on the island of Mykonos, and Lou wins a holiday to Disney World. Vicky Pollard is sent to jail in Thailand for drug smuggling, Marjorie Dawes goes to the USA, and Bubbles De Vere calls in on a friend.
9pm
(repeat)
Ali G Indahouse
Self-styled voice of the youth Ali G unwittingly becomes embroiled in a plot to overthrow the Prime Minister.
9:30pm
(repeat)
Little Britain
Little Britain Abroad, Episode 2: Vicky Pollard's mum arrives in Thailand as star witness at her daughter's trial. Lou and Andy remain stranded - but only Lou tries to come up with an escape plan. Guest starring Dawn French and Peter Kay.
9:40pm
(repeat)
Mock The Week
Series 3, Episode 2Ed Byrne joins Hugh Dennis and Frankie Boyle. Jo Brand and Robin Ince are on the right with Andy Parsons.
10:15pm
(repeat)
Benidorm
Series 3, Episode 6Swingers Donald and Jacqueline have a holiday visitor in the shape of Wink McAndrew who raises a few eyebrows amongst the holidaymakers.
10:20pm
(repeat)
Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow
Series 1, Episode 2 - ManchesterThis week, Michael is at the Manchester Apollo, where he is joined by North West favourite Jason Manford as well as John Bishop, Sarah Millican and Mick Ferry.
10:20pm
(repeat)
Live At The Apollo
Series 4, Special - Best Of Live At The ApolloComedy from Michael McIntyre, Al Murray, Dara O'Briain, Lenny Henry, Sean Lock, Russell Howard and more.
10:20pm
(repeat)
Mock The Week
Series 4, Episode 1Mark Watson is the panellist on Hugh Dennis and Frankie Boyle's team. Over on the other side Russell Howard becomes a joint team captain with Andy Parsons. They're joined by David Mitchell this week.
10:55pm
(repeat)
How TV Ruined Your Life
Episode 4 - LoveTV has warped our expectations of romance with a toxic combination of Blind Date and rom-coms, but do 'soulmates' even exist? Warning: this episode contains traces of Dirty Den and suggestive swimwear.
11pm
(repeat)
Mock The Week
Series 4, Episode 2Ian Stone joins Hugh Dennis and Frankie Boyle. Mark Watson joins Russell Howard and Andy Parsons.
11:20pm
(repeat)
Limmy's Show!
Series 2, Episode 1The second series of Limmy's BBC Scotland sketch show. Falconhoof the adventure phone-in host gets a new sidekick, and zoned-out waster Dee Dee is blasted off into space.
11:20pm
(repeat)
John Bishop's Britain
Series 1, Episode 1Liverpudlian comedian John Bishop presents viewers with a mix of stand-up, sketches and real-life stories from members of the Great British public. Featuring James Corden discussing the topic of love and marriage.
11:20pm
(repeat)
Fast And Loose
Episode 6Hugh Dennis presents another comic collection of improv games. With Ruth Bratt, Justin Edwards, Pippa Evans, Humphrey Ker, Tom Parry and David Reed.
11:25pm
(repeat)
Getting On
Series 2, Episode 2While Den and Matron Hilary Loftus are flirting behind closed doors, an incident on the ward triggers the blame game. Meanwhile, Pippa receives good news about her faecal forum paper, and the arrival of consultant Peter Healy further lightens her mood.
11:35pm
(repeat)
Grumpy Old Women
Well-known comedians, entertainers and personalities talk about the many aspects of modern life that drive them up the wall.
11:40pm
(repeat)
Celebrity Juice
Series 5, Episode 2This week, Keith and co are joined by Vanilla Ice, Gino D'Acampo and Alex Carter, plus Keith challenges the Hoff to a special task.
12:15am
(repeat)
Dirty Sexy Funny: Olivia Lee
Series 1, Episode 5Miss Single visits a high-end tailor; artist and fashion designer Sharon Crisp casts a model for her Spring/Summer range; the OCD lady is out on a blind date; and Lady Gatecrasher heads out to an open-mic poetry night...
12:25am
(repeat)
Lock, Stock And Two Smoking Barrels
London-based gangster comedy movie directed by Guy Ritchie. Eddie and his three friends find enough money to take on Hatchet Harry in a poker game.
12:45am
(repeat)
Edinburgh & Beyond
Al Murray presents some of the best acts from the Edinburgh Fringe. Featuring Arnab Chanda, Andrew Lawrence, Tim Key and David O'Doherty.
12:50am
(repeat)
Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Series 1, Episode 5At London's legendary Comedy Store tonight, Kevin Bridges on his Scottish accent, Zoe Lyons on alpha males, Andrew Lawrence on his school experiences and Russell Kane on the X Factor.
1:20am
(repeat)
Dirty Sexy Funny: Olivia Lee
Series 1, Episode 4Lady Gatecrasher talks some bull at a cattle auction, and Terrible Therapist turns out to be a bit of a sucker.
1:45am
(repeat)
Grouchy Young Men
Series 1, Highlights SpecialMore of the best bits from the series as our Grouchies look back grimly on their early years, watching porn, and Brits abroad.
2:15am
(repeat)
Grumpy Old Women
Well-known comedians, entertainers and personalities talk about the many aspects of modern life that drive them up the wall.
2:25am
(repeat)
Harry Hill's TV Burp
Series 10, Episode 11This week's episode featured magic scones on One Man and His Campervan, a pram crash on EastEnders and Eoghan Quigg doing his face. Plus, we find out who the TV Burp employee of the month is.
3:25am
(repeat)
Not The Nine O'Clock News
Popular satirical sketch show of the late 70s and early 80s starring Rowan Atkinson, Mel Smith, Griff Rhys Jones and Pamela Stephenson.
3:55am
(repeat)
Modern Toss
Cult Channel 4 sketch show blending crude animation and live action comedy. It features a cast of maladjusted, foul-mouthed fools.
5:10am5 min
Special 1 TV
Series 2, Episode 13Another series of 15 episodes followed later in the year, covering the 2010-11 Premier League.