Television
TV schedule Monday 30th August 2010
8:40am
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Carry On Matron
Medical-based comedy from the Carry On team. A gang plan to raid a maternity hospital to steal a gigantic stock of birth control pills.
9am
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QI
Channel Dave devotes today to the world's cleverest and most interesting panel game, with a selection of episodes from Series A, B and C.
10:25am
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Carry On Loving
Chaos ensues when the Carry On gang run a marriage bureau. The proprietors, Sid Bliss and Sophie Plummer, seem to only match the most unlikely couples.
11am
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Please Sir!
Movie spin-off from the popular TV sitcom, in which teacher Bernard Hedges takes troublesome class 5C to a holiday camp.
12:10pm
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Carry On Again Doctor
A doctor stumbles upon a shaman's weight-reducing potion and, realising the potential, returns to England with the aim of making a fortune.
1:45pm
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Man About The House
When their landlord has to sell-up for redevelopment, Robin and his two female flatmates organise a petition to their local MP.
1:55pm
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Carry On Up The Jungle
The Carry On gang are joined by Frankie Howerd as they set off on an exotic jungle expedition. They encounter an all-female tribe and a sex-crazed gorilla.
3:40pm
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Carry On Matron
Medical-based comedy from the Carry On team. A gang plan to raid a maternity hospital to steal a gigantic stock of birth control pills.
5:25pm
(repeat)
Carry On Loving
Chaos ensues when the Carry On gang run a marriage bureau. The proprietors, Sid Bliss and Sophie Plummer, seem to only match the most unlikely couples.
7:10pm
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Carry On Again Doctor
A doctor stumbles upon a shaman's weight-reducing potion and, realising the potential, returns to England with the aim of making a fortune.
7:30pm
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Roger & Val Have Just Got In
Series 1, Episode 4 - Be Our GuestsRoger's dad is slipping away. To add to the anxiety, cousin Cathy is arriving with her husband to say her last goodbyes and, in a mad moment, Val has been panicked into inviting them to stay in the spare room.
9pm
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Benidorm
Series 2, Episode 3Janice tries to convince Madge not to agree to a wed a man they have only known for five minutes. Meanwhile an arm-wrestling match organised by The Oracle and his mum turns into Fight Club, offering some a chance to settle old scores.
9pm
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Have I Got News For You
Series 31, Episode 7Jeremy Clarkson acts as host. With Julia Hartley-Brewer on Ian's side and Mark Steel on Paul's.
9:30pm
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Benidorm
Series 2, Episode 4Everyone, apart from The Oracle and Telle (who strike up an unlikely friendship), head off on a free trip to a bullfight. But they all soon discover that there's no such thing as a free trip in Benidorm!
9:40pm
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Have I Got News For You
Series 31, Episode 8Jack Dee acts as host. With John O'Farrell on Ian's side and Liza Tarbuck on Paul's.
10pm30 min
Grandma's House
Series 1, Episode 4 - The Day Simon Decided He Was ForlornSimon is having a life crisis and is depressed. The situation is exacerbated when a guest he interviewed on his show attacks him in the press.
10:20pm
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Mock The Week
Series 5, Episode 8Alun Cochrane is the guest Hugh Dennis and Frankie Boyle's team. Meanwhile Russell Howard and Andy Parsons get Ed Byrne.
10:30pm
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Dara O'Briain Live At The Theatre Royal
Stand-up comedy from Dara O'Briain. An hour of highlights from the comedian's 2006 routine.
10:35pm
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Room 101
Series 8, Episode 4 - Gordon RamseyGordon Ramsey talks about why he dislikes traffic wardens, okra and London taxi drivers.
11pm
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Mock The Week
Series 5, Episode 9Mark Watson returns to the show, joining Hugh Dennis and Frankie Boyle. Russell Howard and Andy Parsons are helped by Jo Caulfield.
11:05pm
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Shameless
Series 6, Episode 11When Jamie finds out Joe has been battering Mandy, he puts Joe in hospital. With Jamie's previous murder conviction, the Maguires refuse to let him go back behind bars indefinitely.
11:10pm
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Alan Carr: Chatty Man
Series 4, Episode 11 - Whoopi Goldberg, Jedward, Kim Cattrall, McFlyAlan is joined by American actress Whoopi Goldberg, Jedward, Sex and the City actress Kim Cattrall, and pop band McFly.
11:45pm
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Jonathan Creek
Series 2, Episode 3 - The Scented RoomJonathan knows how a million pound painting was stolen. But after a bad review from the painting's owner, even a £50,000 reward and a begging Maddy can't persuade the moody magic man to tell.
2:05am
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On The Buses
Series 4, Episode 11 - The LodgerBetween decimalisation and inflation the Butlers are feeling the pinch. Blakey suggests the family take in a lodger - and he happens to know someone who's looking. Unfortunately for Stan, there's no spare bedroom at home...