Television
TV schedule Monday 8th March 2010

Harry Hill's TV Burp
Series 9, Episode 14There's a beauty spot going on holiday on Emmerdale, ITV has yet another show to rival Come Dine With Me and Louie Spence has a song for every street.

Gavin & Stacey
Series 2, Episode 4Mick becomes a minor celebrity for the night after appearing on the news.

Married Single Other
Episode 3 - Burning RubberLillie thinks her career is over, until Babs finds the evidence she needs to clear her name. Gina enlists the help of Joe's older brother Harry to stop the bullying at school. Clint has been going out with Abbey for 29 days but she still will not sleep with him. It is Dickie and Babs' wedding anniversary, and Dickie is not taking it well.

Gavin & Stacey
Series 2, Episode 5It's Gwen's birthday and Bryn has arranged a special surprise treat.

Burnistoun
Series 1, Episode 2Local singing sensation, Wee Frank, showcases his unique vocal style to the judges on Burnistoun's Got Talent who see potential despite his obvious - and obscene - linguistic limitations.

Dirty Sexy Funny: Olivia Lee
Series 1, Episode 1Miss Single looks around a flat; and we discover what is in the fridge of the OCD flatmate.

Grumpy Old Women
Series 3, Episode 4 - This Wasn't Going To Happen To YouThe groovy chicks of the Swinging Sixties decided they were never going to get old. Here, a select few reflect on how the years have proved them wrong.

Kröd Mändoon And The Flaming Sword Of Fire
Episode 3 - O Biclops, Where Art Thou?Krod is nominated for a position at the prestigious Elite Resistance Council, but first must retrieve a precious gem from a deadly cyclops to prove his mettle. Aneka becomes smitten with Ralph Longshaft, a dashing member of the council.

Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe
Series 2, Episode 2It's the second episode of the second series of Newswipe and there's the usual mix of contributors, reviews and jokes as the news channels continue to provide enough rubbish to make a show out of.

Scallywagga
Series 2, Episode 3Irreverent, blue-collar, single-camera sketch show with a youthful and mischievous tone. A variety of characters and situations reflect diversity, modern culture and youthful trends in northern Britain.