Television
TV schedule Thursday 31st December 2009

Are You Being Served?
The Father Christmas Affair: The motorised Christmas Display Units cause havoc, so it is decided that one of the staff should play Father Christmas for a fifty pound bonus. Mr Grainger is given help with a one-man performance.

dinnerladies
Series 2, Special - MinnelliumIt's New Year's Eve 1999, and the canteen is preparing for a special millennium dinner. But an abandoned baby and a riot in the city centre begin to throw everyone's plans into chaos.

QI
Three episodes of QI XL.

Love Actually
Romantic comedy by Richard Curtis, charting a multitude of relationships across a Christmas period.

Alan Carr: Chatty Man
Series 2, New Year Special - Chatty Man New Year's SpecialIn this New Year special - and last episode of the second series - Alan is joined on the sofa by the Time Lord himself, David Tennant, who tells Alan about his final performance in Doctor Who. Also dropping by for a chat is the very lovely Catherine Tate; plus Davina McCall discusses the last ever Celebrity Big Brother and her new fitness DVD. With music from 80s icons Spandau Ballet.

The Graham Norton Show
Series 6, New Year Special - The Graham Norton New Year's Eve ShowThe Graham Norton brings the year to an end with his anarchic talk show. Among the guests in this special edition are Sex and The City star Sarah Jessica Parker; heart-throb British actor Dominic West, who discusses his life as the star of hit show The Wire; and legendary comedienne Joan Rivers, who helps Graham take a satirical look back at the events of 2009.

Only An Excuse?
New Year Special - 2009Kick-off time again for the famous football satire show. Scotland's premier football comedy team, led by Jonathan Watson, sharpen their studs for another sliding tackle on the national obsession.

Russell Howard Live
Live stand-up from Mock The Week star Russell Howard, recorded at The Bloomsbury Theatre during his sell-out 2007 tour.

Alan Carr: Chatty Man
Series 2, New Year Special - Chatty Man New Year's SpecialIn this New Year special - and last episode of the second series - Alan is joined on the sofa by the Time Lord himself, David Tennant, who tells Alan about his final performance in Doctor Who. Also dropping by for a chat is the very lovely Catherine Tate; plus Davina McCall discusses the last ever Celebrity Big Brother and her new fitness DVD. With music from 80s icons Spandau Ballet.

We Need Answers
Series 2, Episode 5 - LanguageFormer EastEnder and comic actress Tracy-Ann Oberman competes against best-selling author of The Long Firm, Jake Arnott. In the physical challenge, Tracey-Ann takes on Jake in composing a sentence using alphabet spaghetti.