Television
TV schedule Wednesday 30th December 2009

Carry On Cruising
Comedy with the Carry On crew, in which a sea captain discovers that his regular shipmates have defected and so must he hire an inexperienced crew.

On The Buses
Feature-length film spin-off from the popular 1970s sitcom. Stan and the rest of the lads are horrified when the company decides to hire women drivers.

Mutiny On The Buses
Second spin-off from the popular sitcom. Stan wants to get married, but his family are not impressed by the idea.

A Child's Christmases In Wales
A one-off period comedy, peeping into the lives of a south Wales family's Christmases across the 1980s. Written by Mark Watson.

A Close Shave
Wallace's whirlwind romance with the proprietor of the local wool shop puts his head in a spin; but not all is well for Gromit.

Big Top
Episode 6 - ThiefErasmus's criminal past comes back to haunt him when he is accused of a series of burglaries.

Greatest Christmas Comedy Moments
Channel 5 counts down Britain's best-loved Christmas TV comedy favourites.

Live At The Apollo
A selction of three editions of the show, featuring Jack Dee, Michael McIntyre, Rhod Gilbert, Rich Hall and Lee Mack.

Micro Men
Comedy drama about the rise and fall of the home computer market in the 1980s. Stars Alexander Armstrong and Martin Freeman.

Unwrapped With Miranda Hart
Episode 1 - 2009 Unwrapped With Miranda HartMiranda Hart hosts a look back at the defining cultural, political and televisual moments of the year, remembering the events that shaped the world in 2009, or would have done if they'd actually happened.

We Need Answers
Series 2, Episode 5 - LanguageFormer EastEnder and comic actress Tracy-Ann Oberman competes against best-selling author of The Long Firm, Jake Arnott. In the physical challenge, Tracey-Ann takes on Jake in composing a sentence using alphabet spaghetti.

The Big Fat Quiz Of The Year
Episode 6 - The Big Fat Quiz Of The Year 2008With James Corden, Sean Lock, Claudia Winkleman, Davina McCall, Michael McIntyre and Dara O'Briain.

Fawlty Towers: Re-Opened
Episode 1 - Fawlty Towers: Re-OpenedJohn Cleese hosts a special tribute to what is arguably the finest sitcom ever made.

Victoria Wood's Mid Life Christmas
This searing in-depth documentary tells the story of how a lot of people, some of whose names the makers never really got to grips with, stood in a wet field trying to make a funny programme for Christmas.

Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Panel game based on the world of rock and pop music, featuring comedians and musicians.

Cowards
Episode 3Sketches include a restaurant that will allow you to order anything; an animation featuring Martin Clunes looking for friends to join him for a game of football; and an over-subscribed dinner party.

I'm Alan Partridge
Episode 4, Basic Alan: Since Alan is the only guest at the Linton Travel Tavern, the manager decides to close it for refurbishment, leaving Alan at a loose end.

Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe
Gameswipe, Special - Charlie Brooker's GameswipeCharlie Brooker, with the help of Dom Joly, Graham Linehan and Dara O Briain, looks at video games and their relationship with the media.

Grumpy Old New Year
Middle-aged celebrities have a good whinge about the New Year festivities - the compulsory partying, the staying up late and more.