Television
TV schedule Tuesday 22nd December 2009
Only Fools And Horses
The Final Specials, Christmas Special - Strangers On The ShoreWith the family fortune squandered, Del and Rodney set off for France to attend a memorial service in memory of Uncle Albert's old shipmates from the war. On the way back the Trotters pick up some rather unexpected cargo!
Keeping Up Appearances
Plans to hold a pageant do not go quite as Hyacinth anticipated. Could that be remotely connected with the fact that she is organising it?
Bear Behaving Badly
Series 3, Episode 12 - Take Me to Your Ice CreamA meteor crashes through the ceiling of Barney's flat and lands in his living room.
Terry & June
Terry Scott and June Whitfield star in this suburban comedy of marital ups and downs. Terry and June are in a festive mood as they celebrate Christmas.
Dad's Army
Feature-length film version of the classic sitcom about the Home Guard unit of a small seaside town.
The Funny Side Of...
Episode 6 - The Funny Side Of ChristmasClive Anderson presents the best and the worst that TV has served up to us over the years at Christmas.
Ruth Jones
Episode 1 - Ruth Jones' Christmas Cracker 2009Ruth is joined on the sofa by her special guests - fellow Gavin & Stacey stars Joanna Page and James Corden, singer Michael Ball, Welsh legend Max Boyce, and actress Rakie Ayola. Also making star appearances are Doctor Who's Russell T Davies and singing superstar Katherine Jenkins.
An Audience With...
Another Audience with Freddie Starr: An evening with the outrageous and unpredictable Freddie Starr, as he performs more stunts in front of a celebrity audience including Jeremy Beadle, Lisa Riley, Vanessa Feltz, Barry McGuigan, Tony Blackburn and Edwina Currie.
Mock The Week
Series 7, Christmas SpecialSpecial festive edition of the topical show with Dara O Briain and his little helpers - Frankie Boyle, Hugh Dennis, Russell Howard and Andy Parsons.
That Mitchell And Webb Look
Various episodes of the sketch show back-to-back.
Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 23, Special - The Doctor Who SpecialDavid Tennant hosts a special Dr Who-themed show with team captains Phill Jupitus and Noel Fielding. Guests include Dr Who stars Bernard Cribbins and Catherine Tate, plus platinum-selling jazz artist Jamie Cullum and Radio 1's Jo Whiley.
Christmas Lights
Comedy drama starring Robson Green and Mark Benton which shows what can happen when families forget what the festive season is really about.
Have I Got News For You
Series 38, Episode 9With guest host Bill Bailey, and panellists Mark Watson and Charles Kennedy.
We Need Answers
Series 2, Episode 4 - ChristmasIn a Christmas-themed episode, writer, comic and performer Neil Innes competes against TV presenter Kirsten O'Brien. In the physical challenge, Neil takes on Kirsten in a Christmas present-wrapping contest.
Alan Carr: Chatty Man
Series 2, Christmas Special - Chatty Man Christmas SpecialIn this special Christmas episode, Alan is joined on the sofa by the showbiz legend Cilla Black, Alan's old partner in crime from The Sunday Night Project Justin Lee Collins and, making his second appearance on the Chatty Man sofa, Little Britain star David Walliams stops by for a festive chat. There's plenty of Christmas surprises and a performance from Britain's favourite new girl band The Saturdays.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 8, Special - The Aftermath - Part 2: Sliding GazGaz has fallen into a coma, shortly after telling Donna he wanted to be with her. As she sits by his bedside, she begs God to give him back, saying that she is prepared to take any consequences.
Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe
Special - Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe Review Of 2009Caustic comic and writer Charlie Brooker returns in a doomed bid to summarise 2009's TV output without vomiting.