Television
TV schedule Wednesday 9th December 2009

Shaun The Sheep
Series 2, Episode 13 - Bitzer's New HatThe Farmer gives Bitzer a horrible new hat. Bitzer is very upset as he treasured his old hat. The flock rallies round to try to cheer him up with a selection of dashing alternative head gear.

Bear Behaving Badly
Series 3, Episode 3 - Sock Mess MonsterBarney's laundry transforms into a sock monster determined to hunt down anything smelly.

On The Buses
Comedy following workshy bus driver Stan and his family; his conductor, Jack; and their depot boss, Inspector Blake.

Harry Hill's TV Burp
Series 9, Highlights Special - The Best Of TV Burp 5The first of three Best of TV Burp shows in the run up to Christmas is jam-packed full of the best clips, skits and quips from all previous series. Featuring Jamie Oliver performing The Jamie Rap, Phil Mitchell deflating, and the trailer for new detective series Life as Meat, in which Harry wakes up in the 70s as an oven-ready chicken, ready to fight crime. Plus Burp legend Paul Burrell is up to his usual tricks in Australian Princess, and a host of top telly stars express their astonishment after learning that Emmerdale's Val has cataracts.

Rising Damp
Rupert Rigsby is the grubby landlord of a seedy boarding house. His put-upon tenants include students Philip and Alan, and the glamorous Miss Jones.

Big Top
Episode 2 - VisaBoyco the acrobat makes his TV debut, starring in an advert for personal injury lawyers. Spurred on by jealousy, Plonky the Clown reports Boyco to the immigration authorities and Lizzie discovers that he has no UK work visa.

Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 23, Episode 11Host Frankie Boyle is joined by guests including former Countdown co-host Carol Vorderman, British rap star DJ Ironik, Jon McClure of Reverend and the Makers, and comedian Richard Herring.

Comedy Connections
Series 2, Episode 8 - Red DwarfA look at the history of the production of Red Dwarf, the most watched BBC 2 comedy in the last 15 years. Includes interviews with Doug Naylor and Rob Grant, Craig Charles and Chris Barrie.

We Need Answers
Series 2, Episode 2 - LoveJournalist and presenter Vanessa Feltz competes with actor and star of the The Inbetweeners, Simon Bird, and their physical challenge is Sleeping Lions.

Cast Offs
Episode 6 - CarrieThe cast offs are preparing to leave the island and Carrie can't wait to get away.

Misfits
Series 1, Episode 4Curtis tries to use his superpower to go back to the past and change what happened the night he was caught by the cops.