Television
TV schedule Monday 28th September 2009
Gigglebiz
Series 1, Episode 16Today's menu of mirth features outrageous pantomime dame Nana Knickerbocker having a run-in with a traffic warden; Wiggyville's resident superhero Captain Adorable goes on the trail of a runaway vase; and mad scientist Professor Muddles attempts to swap brainwaves with a rabbit.
Jeeves And Wooster
Bertie decides to retire to the country rather than give in to the complaints his neighbours have made about his trombone-playing. For Jeeves, this is the last straw.
Gavin & Stacey
Series 2, Episode 2Devastated by the news that he's to become a father, Smithy goes AWOL.
Lunch Monkeys
Series 1, Episode 3 - Ice PopsAsif has a crush on hard-nosed solicitor Lee Ann and is determined to ask her out, but she only goes out with rich businessmen.
Happy Hollidays
Episode 4 - Mike The PoacherColin is mystified when Mike takes a sudden interest in Joyce. Meanwhile Debbi gets the performing bug on a night out. Dean develops showbiz ambitions of his own, and the site gets the chance to host a unique event.
Home Time
Episode 3After a furious row with mum Brenda, Gaynor storms out of the house and is stranded up town. The girls come to the rescue, diagnose depression and cheer her up with a romantic mission - to find Paul Walsh, the One That Got Away.
Coming Of Age
Series 1, Episode 2 - Dick And FannyMatt and Chloe are in the school play together and have to kiss. Chloe is excited, but Matt's nerves get the better of him.
Would I Lie To You?
Series 3, Episode 8Talking 'porkies' this week are fashionista Trinny Woodall, Psychoville star Reece Shearsmith, West End star Michael Ball and acerbic critic and TV presenter Charlie Brooker.
Benidorm
Summer SpecialOur favourite holidaymakers are back for a one-hour Summer special. Will Mel survive? Will Mick be left stranded in a Benidorm jail? Will Janice run off with Jack? Will The Oracle ever reach dry land? And just how will Madge cope?
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 7, Episode 14With James Corden, Carol Vorderman, Gabby Logan and Steve Jones.
Katy Brand's Big Ass Show
Series 3, Episode 3Lily Allen faces death, Gwyneth Paltrow tells you what cereal you should be eating, and Penelope Cruz's lost audition tape for Notting Hill. Meanwhile, the Queen has to deal with Edward crying again, Captain Rosie investigates China, Caroline tells Darren she's pregnant and the Victorian Strumpets dodge the London Strangler. Plus pop parodies of The Killers, U2 and The Saturdays.