Television
TV schedule Saturday 26th September 2009
My Almost Famous Family
Episode 3 - The Sound Of SilenceIsaac kidnaps Annabelle's pet pig, Pixie, while Aretha loses her hearing just as a record exec is coming to see her perform. As Toyah and Martha try helping Aretha rediscover her voice (and overcome her hearing loss) Isaac is desperate for Pixie to keep quiet before Hadley gets suspicious.
Off The Hook
Episode 3Danny has to fend off the amorous advances of his oversexed lecturer Vanessa and Shane throws away Danny's photography coursework.
Bean - The Ultimate Disaster Movie
Mr. Bean (Rowan Atkinson) finds himself in Los Angeles, masquerading as the National Gallery's top art expert and destroying everything in his wake.
As Seen On TV
Episode 2Chaired by host Steve Jones, this week sees Fern joined by Albert Square resident Dianne Parish and comedian Rufus Hound. Jason is joined by Kate Garraway and TV legend John Craven.
Dad's Army
Beloved sitcom about the struggles of a Home Guard platoon during World War II who are fighting incompetence, age and pomposity more than Nazis.
Mock The Week
Series 7, Episode 11With guests David Mitchell and Milton Jones. Studio warm-up man Ben Norris stands in for an ill Frankie Boyle.
Bo' Selecta!
Cha'mone - Mo'fo' Selecta! A Michael Jackson Tribute: Leigh Francis takes us on a chronological journey through Jackson's life by blending iconic moments from his career along with contributions from famous rubber-mask talking heads. Old Bo' Selecta! favourites like Craig David and Mel B return along with a plethora of new characters including Uri Geller and Kanye West. There are a few surprises and real celebrity cameos from the likes of Emma Bunton and David Gest.
Live At The Apollo
Jack Dee Live At The Apollo Series 2, Episode 3Jack Dee takes centre stage himself for this episode, ranting at the insanity of Antiques Roadshow, safari ballooning and dentists, and revealing how he was forced to dress his son up as a bumblebee.
Katy Brand's Big Ass Show
Series 3, Episode 3Lily Allen faces death, Gwyneth Paltrow tells you what cereal you should be eating, and Penelope Cruz's lost audition tape for Notting Hill. Meanwhile, the Queen has to deal with Edward crying again, Captain Rosie investigates China, Caroline tells Darren she's pregnant and the Victorian Strumpets dodge the London Strangler. Plus pop parodies of The Killers, U2 and The Saturdays.
Friday Night With Jonathan Ross
A long-running chat show in which Jonathan Ross talked to the biggest names in film, music and television.