Television
TV schedule Thursday 24th September 2009
5:35pm15 min
Gigglebiz
Series 1, Episode 14Today's helping of hilarity includes the Lost Pirate all at sea in a shopping centre; past their sell-by-date circus acrobats the Berito Brothers put on another painful performance; and Nana Knickerbocker takes her horse, Dobbin, to the vet.
8pm30 min
Off The Hook
Episode 3Danny has to fend off the amorous advances of his oversexed lecturer Vanessa and Shane throws away Danny's photography coursework.
10pm30 min
Mock The Week
Series 7, Episode 11With guests David Mitchell and Milton Jones. Studio warm-up man Ben Norris stands in for an ill Frankie Boyle.
10pm30 min
Katy Brand's Big Ass Show
Series 3, Episode 3Lily Allen faces death, Gwyneth Paltrow tells you what cereal you should be eating, and Penelope Cruz's lost audition tape for Notting Hill. Meanwhile, the Queen has to deal with Edward crying again, Captain Rosie investigates China, Caroline tells Darren she's pregnant and the Victorian Strumpets dodge the London Strangler. Plus pop parodies of The Killers, U2 and The Saturdays.
10pm60 min
Bo' Selecta!
Special - Cha'mone - Mo'Fo'Selecta! - A Michael Jackson TributeLeigh Francis takes us on a chronological journey through Michael Jackson's life by blending iconic moments from his career along with contributions from famous rubber-mask talking heads. Old Bo' Selecta! favourites like Craig David and Mel B return along with a plethora of new characters including Uri Geller and Kanye West. There are a few surprises and real celebrity cameos from the likes of Emma Bunton and David Gest.
10:30pm30 min
Lunch Monkeys
Series 1, Episode 3 - Ice PopsAsif has a crush on hard-nosed solicitor Lee Ann and is determined to ask her out, but she only goes out with rich businessmen.