Television
TV schedule Thursday 17th September 2009

Gigglebiz
Series 1, Episode 9Captain Adorable hunts for some milk to save the day for two fussy ladies; Milkshake Jake scores an own goal with a football fan; Ann Teak, the bossy antiques "expert", knows a priceless, rare vase when she sees one; Chip Monk refuses to sell his beloved hamster; and Rapids Johnson has a rare day off and tries to forget about giant pandas.

Off The Hook
Episode 2Having spectacularly crashed and burned with two girls in one week - one of them his own flatmate Scarlet - Danny seems condemned to a whole year of awkwardness.

Gregory's Girl
Love is a game of two halves in this endearing eighties tale of an adolescent crush.

Katy Brand's Big Ass Show
Series 3, Episode 2Lily Allen is on a mission, Gwyneth Paltrow has more lifestyle advice, and Britney Spears drops in and out of the studio. Meanwhile, Captain Rosie tries ballet and Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie host their own Antiques Roadshow. Plus the kids from Inner City Musical, and parodies of Blur and Little Boots.

Lunch Monkeys
Series 1, Episode 2 - Dog Boy DarrelNew girl Shelley spends her day gambling and ringing premium-rate lines using the meeting room phone where she can't be traced.

Smack The Pony
A double bill of the all-woman sketch show featuring Sally Phillips, Doon Mackichan and Fiona Allen.

Free Agents
Episode 6Alex and Helen's relationship issues come to a head at Stephen's latest wedding.

Teachers
Series 3, Episode 6After a record number of staff are off work with stress, Clare assigns the remaining staff 'stress partners'; Matt and Lindsay think they've hit gold when they have to work together. As their friendship grows, Penny gets exceedingly jealous and tells Kurt and Brian that Lindsay is mentally ill; Lindsay and Matt seek revenge in the only way fit.