Television
TV schedule Thursday 3rd September 2009

As Seen On TV
Episode 8Team captains Fern Britton and Jason Manford are joined by EastEnders star Laurie Brett, Vicar of Dibley star James Fleet, I'd Do Anything winner Jodie Prenger, and BBC Sport's Clare Balding.

The Funny Side Of...
Episode 5 - The Funny Side Of TV ExpertsClive Anderson guides us through the history of television's favourite experts and all the pitfalls that attend the role. As well as pointing out all the potential problems of being cast as a telly know-it-all, there's sage advice to the would-be experts of the future.

We Are Klang
Episode 6 - AlienGreg is bristling with excitement and pride, as the Klangbury Centenary Parade looms.

Smack The Pony
A double bill of the all-woman sketch show featuring Sally Phillips, Doon Mackichan and Fiona Allen.

Free Agents
Episode 3Stephen makes Alex and Helen attend an agent's funeral in order to steal his old friend / late colleague's clients.

Little Britain
Vicky Pollard smokes on a bus, Lou and Andy go ice-skating, and there's a robbery in a jewellery shop. Emily and Florence take a walk, and Meera of the Fat Fighters wins a lottery. With Anthony Head and Jamie Theakston.