Television

Argumental

Sean Lock and Phill Jupitus are this week's guests. Arguments include whether tattoos are a good idea or not.

Bridget Jones: The Edge Of Reason

Comedy sequel with more embarrassments and romantic messes for the diary-keeping heroine. Hapless Bridget gets cold feet about her relationship.

Live At The Apollo

Jack Dee presents performances by some of his favourite stand-up acts at the London theatre. First on the bill is legendary American comedienne Joan Rivers, with her typically acid-tongued musings on marrying for money and celebrity Botox parties.

Live At The Apollo

Michael McIntyre introduces comedy from Rich Hall and Rhod Gilbert.

You Have Been Watching

This week's guests are David Mitchell, Ben Miller and Holly Walsh. The TV Club show is Desperate Romantics and Charlie asks the guests to also watch Total Wipeout and Christian superhero preaching programme Bible Man.

Little Britain

Matt Lucas and David Walliams take a comic look at life in Britain. Lou and Andy go to the seaside and Dafydd has been to a rugby match. Featuring Anthony Head and Geraldine James, narrated by Tom Baker.

Argumental

Sean Lock and Phill Jupitus are this week's guests. Arguments include whether tattoos are a good idea or not.

We Are Klang

It's Valentine's Day, and Greg is pining for a lady friend to share his love of cake with.

Teachers

Bob has resorted to sleeping in the gym store room and Brian has to address why his lessons are 'boring', or he will face Mrs Webb.

Kurt can't understand Brian's problems as he has far more pressing issues; a parent of one of his students shows an interest in him, that is, until she smells his breath. Halitosis aside, Kurt decides to quit smoking.