Television
TV schedule Sunday 16th August 2009

Keeping Up Appearances
Hyacinth's plan to take Daddy on a picnic backfires when he takes the car, leaving the rest of the family stranded.

The Green Green Grass
Series 4, Episode 7 - I Done It My WayBoycie recalls the big issues in his life, with flashback memories of his South London life with Del Boy, Rodney and the rest of the gang.

Jam & Jerusalem
Series 3, Episode 2 - Dinner Party & Missing PersonsThe vicar has gone missing, leaving the Guild locked out of the church. Kate eventually finds him up on the moor. Meanwhile a fashion show has made Rosie feel unhappy about her appearance and, after harsh words from her alter ego, she pulls out of the event.

The Fast Show
A double-bill of the quick-fire sketch show.

The Full Monty
Unemployed friends Gaz and Dave decide to start their own Chippendales-style show to make some quick cash.

The Catherine Tate Show
A repeat run broadcast between 9pm-1am.

Alan Carr: Chatty Man
Series 1, Episode 10 - Jack Dee, Amanda Holden, Alan DaleAlan Carr hosts the final show in the series. Alan's guests are Jack Dee, Amanda Holden and Alan Dale. Plus, Pixie Lott performs her new single Boys and Girls.

Blackball
Paul Kaye plays a bowls player whose presence on the sacred greens of Torquay isn't welcomed with open arms.

Father Ted
Episode 2.5, Song for Europe: Dougal is so enthusiastic about the 'Eurosong' competition that Ted decides the two of them should enter using a 'borrowed' song from a previous competition hopeful. Unfortunately, fate is waiting to throw them a few bum notes.

TV Heaven, Telly Hell
Sean Lock hosts a comedy chat show in which celebrity guests review the TV shows they have loved and loathed. Nick Hancock explains why he loves Neighbours but can't stand Trinny and Susannah.