Television
TV schedule Sunday 2nd August 2009
'Allo 'Allo!
Episode 1.2: Crabtree's Pogeon Pist. Fanny and Leclerc's wedding is timed to coincide with the execution of Michelle's most audacious escape plan yet.
Keeping Up Appearances
The Three-Piece Suite. Hyacinth is anxious that her neighbours view the arrival of her new suite, proudly boasting that it's an exact replica of one at Sandringham House. But the rest of the family conduct themselves less than regally.
The Green Green Grass
Series 4, Episode 5 - Your Cheating ArtMarlene's doting mum Dora visits to help put a smile back on her grandson's face.
An Audience With...
An Audience with Victoria Wood. Comedian Victoria Wood performs before a star-studded audience including Julie Walters, Dave Allen, Judi Dench and Dawn French, treating her guests to a selection of her celebrated monologues, taking questions from the audience, and performing some witty numbers at the piano.
Top Gear
Jeremy Clarkson and James May are set the task of creating a memorable TV advert for Volkswagen. Despite vowing to work together to deliver a classic piece of advertising, the boys quickly fall out on set. Meanwhile, Richard Hammond looks for an alternative to boring Germanic sports saloons and ends up going mostly sideways in the new Vauxhall VXR8 Bathurst. Plus, the Cool Wall returns, and American chat show legend Jay Leno is the Star in a Reasonably Priced Car.
Have I Got News For You
Four editions of the satirical panel game broadcast between 21.00-23.40.
Alan Carr: Chatty Man
Series 1, Episode 8 - Shane Warne, Patsy Kensit, Gok Wan, Calvin HarrisAlan's guests are cricketer Shane Warne, actress Patsy Kensit and presenter Gok Wan. Plus, Calvin Harris performs his new single Ready for the Weekend.
Father Ted
Episode 2.3, Tentacles of Doom: Father Ted receives word that Craggy Island's Holy Stone of Clonrichert is to be upgraded. Three bishops arrive to perform the ceremony, and Ted is determined that Fathers Dougal and Jack be on their best behaviour.
Comedy Classics
Episode 6 - The New StatesmanRik Mayall plays The Right Honourable Alan Beresford B'Stard - the most right wing MP in the House of Commons, and the personification of Tory sleaze and corruption. Contributors include Marsha Fitzalan who played B'stard's wife Sarah, Edwina Currie, Helen Lederer and writers Laurence Marks and Maurice Gran.