Television
TV schedule Thursday 9th July 2009

Timmy Time
Series 1, Episode 24 - Timmy Brings A SmileApricot brings her favourite blanket to the nursery but the other animals mistake it for a rag.

Horrible Histories
Series 1, Episode 13A lazy aristocrat invents the sandwich, the Romans host their own revolting cookery show, and William Shakespeare is haunted by the ghost of King Richard III.

On The Buses
Series 4, Episode 7 - The Kids' OutingMuch to his disgust, this year it is Stan's turn to drive the bus for the children's annual outing.

Carry On Laughing
A series of half-hour stories, mostly historical romps, presented by the Carry On team. Starring Sid James, Barbara Windsor, Joan Sims and other regulars from the films.

Ladies Of Letters
Series 1, Episode 5Irene is in hospital - suffering from amnesia, loss of sex drive and a compulsion to use bad language.

Mock The Week
Series 7, Episode 1Host Dara O'Briain is joined by regulars Frankie Boyle, Hugh Dennis, Russell Howard and Andy Parsons and special guests Frank Skinner and Gina Yashere.

Rising Damp
Series 1, Episode 3 - CharismaAlan gives Rigsby some relaxation pills to help his confidence in wooing Miss Jones; however, he makes no mention of the possible side-effects. Philip's advice is altogether more helpful: to smoke some wood taken from the love tree...

That Mitchell And Webb Look
Series 3, Episode 5A pair of cellists want to build an airport; there's some bad news about toast; a bitter row about pens; and a very saintly man on top of a pole.

Psychoville
Series 1, Episode 4David and his mum, Maureen, continue their killing spree - three people, one room, one body in a trunk. The pair are mid-murder when an unexpected visitor throws them into a panic. But who is the mystery caller and what if the body is discovered? Will Maureen finally get to try pyramid teabags? Featuring a secret guest star.

Plus One
Episode 5 - One LoveRob decides to give up looking for the perfect 'plus one' and avoid the wedding entirely. That is until he hooks up with a vivacious multi-millionairess supermodel.

The Kevin Bishop Show
Series 1, Episode 5This week's show includes a US remake of All Creatures Great and Small, and joins Colin Farrell on set in his constant quest to get his end away. Radiohead cheer up a bit and sing some happy songs, and Sir David Attenborough, Rick Stein and Bob Geldof all get the Kevin Bishop treatment.

TNT Show
Episode 5Tom Allen introduces the words 'Hypocro-besity', 'Slagwrestle' and 'Jacksgone'. The studio audience for Jack Whitehall Investigates meet an OAP drug dealer. Holly Walsh obtains some celebrity small talk. Gilbert interviews H from Steps. Plus La Roux's new music video.

The High Life
Episode 4 - ChoobShona lands the job of presenting the Air Scotia's in-flight video, much to Sebastian's annoyance.

Fonejacker
Series 2, Episode 5Janec gets in an argument over how many tea-breaks British builders take, Scouse Steve looks for a catering job, Mendoza tries to find a drummer for the 15-hour orgie he is planning and Terry Tibbs wants a fireworks display.

You Have Been Watching
Series 1, Episode 1Charlie Brooker asks Richard Herring, Rufus Hound and Jamelia to look at The One Show and oddball American 'documentary' show Deadliest Warrior which, in all seriousness, tries to use scientific methods to answer questions like: who would win in a fight between the IRA and Al Qaeda.