Television
TV schedule Thursday 2nd July 2009
4:35pm30 min
Horrible Histories
Series 1, Episode 12A Victorian teacher is confused by her pupils' bizarre names, the Romans run out of animals to execute, and Queen Victoria advertises her exercise DVD.
7pm
(repeat)
On The Buses
Series 4, Episode 2 - The Canteen GirlBlakey's plan to marry one of the girls from the canteen and raise chickens in the country pleases Jack and Stan until they meet the new Inspector. They resolve to tell - or show - Blake the truth about his intended!
7:30pm
(repeat)
Carry On Laughing
A series of half-hour stories, mostly historical romps, presented by the Carry On team. Starring Sid James, Barbara Windsor, Joan Sims and other regulars from the films.
8pm
(repeat)
8:30pm
(repeat)
Rising Damp
Series 1, Episode 2 - A Night OutFor Miss Jones's birthday, Rigsby makes a rare visit to his wallet in taking the four of them out to a posh local dining establishment, The Grange.
9pm30 min
Kröd Mändoon And The Flaming Sword Of Fire
Episode 4 - Succubi: The Dawn's Early LightKrod is dispatched by Ralph's warlock Grimshank, to light a beacon that will alert resistance leaders everywhere that Dongalor is on the verge of activating the Eye.
9:30pm30 min
That Mitchell And Webb Look
Series 3, Episode 4The secret of the universe is revealed in a melon; a butler discovers he's had a thirty year misunderstanding with his employer.
10pm30 min
Psychoville
Series 1, Episode 3We learn how Mr Jelly, the one-handed children's entertainer, ended up the way he is.
10pm
(repeat)
Notting Hill
Romantic comedy film about the relationship between a famous American movie actress and an unassuming British book shop owner.
10:25pm
(repeat)
Plus One
Episode 4 - The Competition WinnerRich comes up with a plan to provide Rob with the perfect way of meeting Lisa Snowdon and bagging her as his date.
11pm
(repeat)
The High Life
Episode 3 - WinchSebastian comes back from his holiday to discover something has happened between Shona and Steve.
11pm
(repeat)
The Kevin Bishop Show
Series 1, Episode 4The sketches in this week's show include a Sugababes homage, Jack the Let Ripper, the infamous murderer who suffers a slight flatulence problem, When Harry Potter met Sally and The O.C.D.O.C. in which Ryan and Marissa are meant for each other but something always seems to get in the way, like washing your hands seven times, or an undone shoelace. David Attenborough, Bill Oddie and David Starkey also get the Kevin Bishop treatment in this episode.
11:10pm35 min
TNT Show
Episode 4Gilbert interviews Anthony Worral Thompson; Holly talks about the death of Michael Jackson; Jack Whitehall Investigates involves itself with animal cruelty; Tom Allen dishes up the words 'Backtits', 'Mizyhumper' and 'Wimbledong'; and Jack and Holly ask the audience for their status updates.
11:30pm
(repeat)
Fonejacker
Series 2, Episode 4Donald tries to get a window cleaner to join him in his bedroom; Janec phones his neighbour to ask if he can listen to their TV over the phone; and a jealous husband looks to get his wife's lover's car scrapped.