Television
TV schedule Thursday 18th June 2009
Horrible Histories
Series 1, Episode 10HHTV News reports live from the Battle of Thermopylae, Celt housewives find decorative uses for severed heads and we learn the revolting truth about Roman toilets.
On The Buses
Series 3, Episode 5 - Busmen's PerksOlive wants to redecorate her bedroom. By far the cheapest approach is for Stan to get a couple of cans of cheap bus paint from the garage. After all, everyone's at it - even the boss.
Rising Damp
Series 3, Episode 4 - The Good SamaritansWhen a new lodger arrives at the house with talk of only staying one night before "moving on", Rigsby's soon calling the Samaritans to stop a suicide attempt. But which of the residents will come off worse?
Ladies Of Letters
Comedy drama about two warring widows. Based on the books and BBC Radio 4 series of the same name.
Rising Damp
Pilot, Episode 1 - The New TenantA run-down boarding house in an unnamed northern English town is home to Miss Ruth Jones, an administrator at the local university; a medical student, Alan; the grubby, unfriendly landlord Rupert Rigsby, and his cat, Vienna. When a room in the house becomes vacant Miss Jones suggests that she knows a suitable candidate.
Kröd Mändoon And The Flaming Sword Of Fire
Episode 2 - Our Bounties OurselvesKrod and the gang must fight off bounty hunters after Dongalor places a bounty on their heads. Dongalor's relationship with Cute Girl is threatened after a weapons inspector arrives at his palace.
May Contain Nuts
Episode 2Alice resorts to copying the answers to the maths exam from an academically gifted girl. This desperate act catapults her into a crisis she never anticipated and she is forced to face the consequences of her actions as well as her children's future.
That Mitchell And Webb Look
Series 3, Episode 2Skethes include a gangland villain made out of wood, new versions of classic films such as "Posh Jaws" and "Rude Gandhi", and Ted and Peter talk about snooker playing days in "Screw Back in Anger".
Psychoville
Series 1, Episode 1Mr Lomax, a blind recluse; Robert, a telekinetic dwarf; Mr Jelly, an embittered clown; David, a serial-killer obsessed man-child; and deranged but caring midwife Joy, each receive a black edged card bearing the anonymous message: "I know what you did." As the past catches up with these five seemingly unconnected characters, we begin to delve into their present-day lives.
The Inbetweeners
Series 1, Episode 6It's the end of term and Will, Simon, Jay and Neil have the task of organising the School Prom.
Plus One
Episode 2 - Black And White And Red All OverMore than ever, Rob needs to find an impressive girl to show his ex what she has missed out on. Going out with your brother's girlfriend's sister was never the best way to find love, especially when you're dressed as a Panda.
The High Life
Episode 1 - FeartIt's Steve's 30th birthday, and he and Sebastian make a concerted effort to bale out of Air Scotia.
The Kevin Bishop Show
Series 1, Episode 2The sketches in this week's show include The First of the Mohicans, Grange Hill USA, Richard Branson as The Secret Millionaire and Free DVD offer 'Real life remakes of Mrs Doubtfire, The Godfather and the Italian Job'. The characters explored also include Ross Kemp, Gordon Ramsay, Justin Lee Collins and Harry Potter (during his 'difficult puberty' phase).
TNT Show
Episode 2Gilbert interviews The Cheeky Girls; Holly Walsh explains how to avoid being 'papped' by photographers; in Jack Whitehall Investigates the studio audience meet an adopted African; and Tom Allen introduces the words 'Hotshat' and 'Hypeful'.
Fonejacker
Series 2, Episode 2Mr Doovdé is looking to go on holiday, a family of headlice are looking to book their children into a new school and the ISP Man has moved into the world of telephone dating.
Ideal
Series 5, Episode 6 - The PassportsMoz and Jenny pack up their things and say their goodbyes as they prepare to skip bail and flee to Portugal with stolen passports. Judith, meanwhile, decides to throw in her lot with her lover, Marco, and Psycho Paul's human trafficking plans go awry when a suspicious crate arrives from Russia - Nicole and Stephanie are not quite who he'd been hoping for.