Television
TV schedule Thursday 14th May 2009

Horrible Histories
Series 1, Episode 5A priest makes a piano from live pigs, Emperor Caligula declares war on the sea, and we discover disgusting beauty tips from Ancient Egypt.

My Family
Series 9, Special - Kenzo's ProjectClip Show. Kenzo's school project about the family gives everyone a chance to look at some of the crazier moments in the Harper history.

Fawlty Towers: Re-Opened
Episode 1 - Fawlty Towers: Re-OpenedJohn Cleese hosts a special tribute to what is arguably the finest sitcom ever made.

The Graham Norton Show
Series 5, Episode 10Joining Graham for his usual mix of celebrity chat, jokes, stunts and audience mischief are actors Willem Dafoe and Ashley Jensen. Lily Allen performs her latest single Not Fair.

The Justin Lee Collins Show
Episode 9JLC is joined by McFly, Hank Azaria and comedian Alexander Armstrong.

The Inbetweeners
Series 1, Episode 1It's a fresh start for Will McKenzie as he joins his new sixth form college. Will previously went to a private school, but since his dad walked out on his mum he's had to downgrade to the local comprehensive.

Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 8, Episode 8 - Keep On RunningDonna and Janet are furious with Gaz and demand he decides who he wants to be with by three o'clock.

Beehive
Episode 2In this episode the Rural Madonnas perform a lewd maypole dance; Queen Elizabeth I claims she's 'done it loads', as the virgin jibes fly; and Sarah manages to pop out both her eye-balls to prove a point about novelty jokes.

Two Pints: The Outtakes
Outtakes from sitcom Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps, with behind-the-scenes access and interviews with cast members Natalie Casey, Will Mellor, Kathryn Drysdale, Sheridan Smith and Luke Gell.