Television
TV schedule Sunday 3rd May 2009
The Best Of Benny Hill
Comic highlights from the early career of multi-talented comedian Benny Hill, featuring some of his best-loved characters.
Keeping Up Appearances
Hyacinth is not looking forward to Onslow's birthday celebrations, but news that a limousine awaits her and Richard to take them to the proceedings soon changes her mind.
'Allo 'Allo!
Episode 6.6: Fence Painting. Cafe Rene is the venue for a clandestine deal involving the solid gold cuckoo clock weight, Van Klomp's portrait of the Fallen Madonna, and five anonymous characters wearing paper bags over their heads who answer to the names of Colonel X, Lieutenant X, Captain X, Private X and X.
Carry On Again Doctor
A doctor stumbles upon a shaman's weight-reducing potion and, realising the potential, returns to England with the aim of making a fortune.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 30, Episode 3 - Will Howard Cross The Atlantic Single-Handed?Hobbo is still having trouble getting Nelly to admit that she is his natural birth mother. To get the proof he needs, he fits Howard up with an eavesdropping wire to pick up Nelly talking to Pearl.
Rising Damp
Series 2, Episode 3 - A Body Like MineHealth and fitness are the new buzzwords in the house, and Rigsby's keenness to portray himself as in prime condition lead him to challenging Philip to a boxing match. The winner may just prove to be a surprise to all.
Rising Damp
Series 2, Episode 4 - Moonlight And RosesMiss Jones has become engaged to a librarian and looks set to move out - Rigsby is distraught but determined that no other man should have her. Alan, meanwhile, is already assessing suitable candidates to take on her room!
Up Pompeii
Classic British farce in which Roman slave Lurcio unwittingly gains possession of a list of people who are conspiring to bring down the Emperor Nero.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 8, Episode 7 - You DecideGaz is torn between the two girls and although he decides to stay with Janet for the sake of Corinthian, when he goes to tell Donna he realises he loves her, too, and can't be without her.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 8, Documentary - The Love TriangleAs the nation decides the outcome of Gaz's love life, this documentary delves into the history of the long-running and rocky romances between Gaz, Donna and Janet.
Two Pints: The Love Triangle
As the nation decides the outcome of Gaz's love life, this documentary delves into the history of the long running and rocky romances between Gaz, Donna and Janet. Focusing on the ground-breaking viewer vote, the show weighs up Gaz's love options. Will it be Janet or will it be Donna? It's up to the public. Narrated by Fearne Cotton with exclusive behind-the-scenes footage, bespoke interviews from the creators and stars and opinion from the all-important people with the power - the fans.
Chris Moyles Quiz Night
Series 1, Episode 7Chris is joined by Carol Vorderman, Claudia Winkleman and Marco Pierre White.
The Graham Norton Show
Series 5, Episode 9This week, Graham is joined by Dragons' Den star Duncan Bannatyne and the acid-tongued American queen of comedy Joan Rivers. Plus, Chesney Hawkes sings his classic single The One and Only.
Flight of the Conchords
This isn't technically a British comedy, but we're mentioning it in our schedule anyway because of its close connections to Britcom and the fact it appeals to many British fans. Before season two starts next week, here's a chance to catch-up on series one. The first two episodes of are tonight, and there's two more episodes every night this week on BBC Four.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 8, Episode 7 - You DecideGaz is torn between the two girls and although he decides to stay with Janet for the sake of Corinthian, when he goes to tell Donna he realises he loves her, too, and can't be without her.