TV schedule for 13th March 2009 (new programmes only)

4:35pm
30 min

The Legend Of Dick And Dom

Series 1, Episode 11 - Rock Hard

When the gang tries to pinch the King of Kong's conker, princes Dick and Dom are turned to stone. Is this the end for the heroes?

7pm
480 min

Comic Relief

Episode 12 - Comic Relief - Funny For Money (2009)

Stars come together to raise money for charity on Red Nose Day.

7pm

Comic Relief Night - Funny For Money (7pm - 3am)

Donate via 03457 910 910 or online at www.rednoseday.com

The comic highlights of the evening are below. Note that as this a live event, all times are approximate.

With presenters David Tennant and Davina McCall...

7pm: A special edition of Harry Hill's TV Burp. Ronnie Corbett stars in The Sarah Jane Adventures.

7:30pm A special edition of Outnumbered in which the kids outsmart the adult. Also the highlights from Let's Dance For Comic Relief. The dancers include Robert Webb, Jo Brand, Paddy McGuinness and Keith Lemon.

8pm: Enfield and Whitehouse turn the tables on the actual Dragons as Harry And Paul do Dragon's Den.

With presenters Jonathan Ross and Claudia Winkleman...

8:30pm: The last ever French And Saunders film spoof as Dawn and Jennifer hoof their way through part one of their Mamma Mia! parody, with Sienna Miller, Joanna Lumley and Matt Lucas among stars falling over themselves to get in on the act. Then Catherine Tate turns the tables on Little Britain's computer girl Carol Beer.

9pm: Dawn French, Jennifer Saunders and Joanna Lumley romp through their Mamma Mia! sequel with Philip Glenister and Alan Carr as two prospective fathers to young Sienna. Meanwhile The Royle Family switch on their television set especially for Comic Relief.

9:30pm: Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant re-imagine The Office as an opera in a special sketch.

Comic Relief returns after the news with presenters Fern Britton and Alan Carr...

11pm: Robbie Williams stars in a new Little Britain sketch. James Corden takes Smithy to a hotel where he collides with David Beckham, Rio Ferdinand and the rest of the England squad and teaches them a thing or two.

11:30pm: Al Murray is the Pub Quiz Landlord, and two comedy double acts, Armstrong and Miller and Mitchell and Webb, join up as four very peculiar World War II pilots, before Mitchell and Webb lure Armstrong and Miller into the curious world of Sir Digby Chicken Caesar.

With host Graham Norton...

12:00am: Stand-up from Omid Djalili, Jason Manford and Lenny Henry. Katy Brand's fashion daydream about Kate Moss and Sadie Frost comes true.

1am: A two hour special in which James Corden and Mathew Horne present a red-nosed dose of the best bits of comedy from here, there and everywhere over the last two years. Presented from the privacy of their own flat - which happens to have an audience of 70 people in it - expect the unexpected and great comedy from all the finest comedians of the day.

9pm
30 min

Moving Wallpaper

Series 2 - Renaissance, Episode 3

In an attempt to re-establish his friendship with Alan Dale, Jonathan over-steps the mark and offends his leading man. As a result, he must step in as Alan's replacement for a stunt.

9:30pm
30 min