TV schedule for 12th March 2009 (full list)

9pm

Comic Relief Does the Apprentice

Sir Alan Sugar sets ten celebrities his toughest challenge yet in a special edition of the reality series. Stars including Jack Dee, Jonathan Ross, Alan Carr and ex-jewelery boss Gerald Ratner (pictured) battle to create a special mystery product for Comic Relief. With just three days to invent, brand and market something original, tempers fray and egos are bruised as the task unravels and one team comes unstuck. Who wins, who loses, and which one of Britain's biggest celebrities gets fired?

10pm
30 min

No Signal

Episode 6

Satirical sketch show about modern TV.

10pm
30 min

The Graham Norton Show

Series 5, Episode 2

Graham's guests in this edition of the show are Greg Kinnear and Ruth Jones.

10:30pm (repeat)

Coming Of Age. Image shows from L to R: Chloe (Anabel Barnston), Matt (Tony Bignell), DK (Joe Tracini), Ollie (Ceri Phillips), Jas (Hannah Job). Copyright: BBC

Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps

Comic Relief, Comic Relief Special - When Janet Met Michelle

In a first for BBC Three, the cast of Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps are joined by the casts of Coming Of Age and Grownups in a special episode for Comic Relief.

10:30pm
30 min

I've Never Seen Star Wars

Episode 1 - Clive Anderson

Journalist and broadcaster Clive Anderson is Marcus' first guest. Amongst other things, he tries out a floatation tank, watches Withnail And I and has a go at judo.