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Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps

Series 7, Special - When Jonny Met Sharky

When The Archer pub re-opens after its refurb, Louise, Janet and Donna compete against each other for the job of barmaid. Jonny wins a competition to go shark-jumping in Hawaii, while Gaz desperately tries to do something more exciting than Jonny in Runcorn.

Kingdom

Series 2, Episode 1

There's still no word from Peter's missing brother Simon so Peter happily takes on the role of surrogate father to Daniel. The Women's Institute calls for Peter's help in a bid to save the local lighthouse. Sidney Snell and pub landlord Ted are practising for their annual horn dance, but there is an accident during the rehearsal. Lyle and Peter get caught up in a burger war. Honor develops a soft spot for Lyle of which he is totally unaware. Beatrice is becoming increasingly volatile.

Marc Wootton Exposed

Episode 1

In the first episode, we meet Doris, the 70-year-old widow with a dark past that threatens to destroy her chance at future happiness; demonic schoolboy Ian tells his classmates and teacher some of the worrying things he got up to over the weekend; deluded posh rapper Rufus explains how he and Tim Westwood are peas in a pod; brash New York comedienne Candy brings her own brand of humour to the London stage; and the unfulfilled Paul begins to chart his transformation into a vampire.