Television

The Diary Of A Nobody

Episode 2

Charles and Carrie face humiliation when their names aren't printed on the Mansion House Ball attendance list in the newspaper. The mood is lightens when son William returns home from Manchester - and declares he is now to be known as Lupin. What's worse, he has lost his job.

Ideal

Series 3, Episode 7 - The Crabs

Moz is trying his best to enjoy his stag night, but Judith has had a party mask glued to her face, three crabs have got loose in the flat and Jesus has just appeared in the loft.