Rowan Atkinson Live

Quotes

playing The Headmaster in the "Fatal Beatings" sketch

He seems to take no interest in school life whatsoever, he refuses to "muck in" on the sports field, and it's weeks since any master has received any written work from him. Quite frankly, if he wasn't dead, I'd have him expelled.

Rowan Atkinson

playing the Devil dividing into groups people who just arrived to hell in "A Warm Welcome" sketch

And finally, Christians. Christians? Ah yes, I'm sorry. I'm afraid the Jews were right.

Rowan Atkinson