| Harry Enfield |
Norman Ormal |
| Harriet Walter |
Felicity Ormal |
| Alice Wilson |
Normanna Ormal |
| Ben Elton |
Jack Student |
| Jan Harvey |
Barbara Vacant |
| Donna Ewin (as Donna Ewing) |
Gaynor Slutt |
| Kevin Day |
Yob Comedian |
| Phill Jupitus (as Phil Jupitus) |
Yob Comedian |
| Gordon Kennedy |
Yob Chairman |
| Robert Lang |
Panellist |
| Robert Whitelock |
Crap Actor Man 1 |
| James D'Arcy |
Crap Actor Man 2 |
| Sarah Fund |
Tory Lady |
| Beccie Savidge |
Tory Lady |
| Laura MacAulay |
Tory Lady |
| Alice Palmer |
Young Normanna |
| Eddie Osei |
Arab Sheikh |
| Ben Crompton |
Liam Gallagher |
| Harry Enfield |
Geoffrey Hush |
| Harry Enfield |
Douglas Weird |
| Harry Enfield |
Terry Major-Ormal |
| Harry Enfield |
Julian Bitchily |
| Harry Enfield |
Alan Swagg |
| Harry Enfield |
Dame Shirley Mess |
| Harry Enfield |
Sir Marcus Catflapp |
| Harry Enfield |
John Selwyn Swott |
| Harry Enfield |
Edwina Slaggy |
| Harry Enfield |
Tony Blair |
| Sue Lawley |
Self |
| Max Clifford |
Self |
| Andrew Sachs |
Party Political Broadcast Voice Over (Voice) |
| Zoë Wanamaker |
Narrator |
