Murder, They Hope
- TV comedy drama
- U&Gold
- 2021 - 2024
- 8 episodes (2 series)
Sian Gibson and Johnny Vegas star in more murder mysteries. Also features Sarah Hadland, Shobna Gulati, Lee Mack and Claire Skinner.
Episode menu
Blood Actually: "A Murder They Hope Mystery"
Further details
It's Christmas and Gemma has hired a lovely cottage in a quaint village, whilst Terry has been learning to cook the perfect Christmas dinner. It s going to be the best Christmas ever.
Terry spots that the village has a Santa competition, but things take a dark turn as competitors start being killed off in a host of warped and festive ways.
Who is the killer? What is it about the residents of this far flung village that is so unsettling? And can Terry finish preparing the dinner of his dreams AND solve the murders in time for Xmas lunch?
Character guides
DAVID (Peter Davison)
Cheery, bustling, intrusive and smothering - and completely blind to it all. Craving company and love, David is a widower who has turned what was his family home, into the village's only Airbnb.
MARTIN (Robert Webb)
The village's local copper, proudly refers to himself as 'the law around these parts' but he isn't really sure what it means. Authoritative but completely clueless.
ANNETTE (Jane Horrocks)
Martin's wife and local butcher, very stern, likes the village as it is.
JIM (Jack Carroll)
Scruffy and needy, resents the village and everyone in it - he's been hired and quite soon after fired by almost every workplace in the village. Quite quick witted but kept in his place.
ROBERT (Ed Kear)
A real try-hard, teachers' pet, but one of life's losers. Has never won anything ever but his ongoing mediocrity puts the fire in his belly that he needs to only fail over and over again.
SUSAN (Rosie Cavaliero)
Bustling and jolly, bit of a control freak but easily charmed. The type of person who forces everyone into organised fun.
BELLA (Anita Dobson)
Highly strung landlady, always tense and anxious, absolutely worships her husband and does everything for him and for the pub expecting nothing in return. Forever busying herself with duties, with no thanks.
DUNCAN (Clive Russell)
Tall intimidating landlord. Deep voiced and confident, lets his wife do all the work other than the dangerous job of locking up the pub on a night.
JOHN (Martin Kemp)
Tall, blue eyed and gorgeous. Everyone loves him but he knows it, this guy oozes natural charm.
SAMUEL (Samuel Anderson)
Tall, charming, energetic and fun. Always thinks outside the box and has to be different to be better in every way. Keeps his opinions about the village to himself but always gets involved with a smile on his face.
CATHERINE (Rose Ayling-Ellis)
An unnerving presence who carries a warning. Prefers animals to humans and is at her peace in the woodland.
GAVIN (Terry Mynott)
A very sweet guy, nice and welcoming, does what he is told but doesn't fit in with the rest of the villagers.
Broadcast details
- Date
- Saturday 16th December 2023
- Time
- 9pm
- Channel
- U&Gold
- Length
- 60 minutes
Cast & crew
Sian Gibson | Gemma |
Johnny Vegas | Terry |
Sarah Hadland | Monica |
Lee Mack | Willy Watkins |
Sherrie Hewson | Patricia |
Rose Ayling-Ellis | Catherine |
Peter Davison | David |
Anita Dobson | Bella |
Jane Horrocks | Annette |
Martin Kemp | John |
Robert Webb | Martin |
Terry Mynott | Gavin |
Jack Carroll | Jim |
Ed Kear | Robert |
Rosie Cavaliero | Susan |
Clive Russell | Duncan |
Samuel Anderson | Samuel |
Jason Cook | Writer |
Graham Duff | Script Editor |
Ed Bye | Director |
Andrew Harvey | Producer |
Pete Thornton | Executive Producer |
Mollie Freedman Berthoud | Executive Producer |
Sarah Asante | Executive Producer |
Jason Cook | Associate Producer |
Anna Jancsó | Line Producer |
Mark Wybourn | Editor |
Thorin Thompson | Production Designer |
Tracey Gillham | Casting Director |
Roy Estabrook | Director of Photography |
Toni Lee | Make-up Designer |
Peter Edwards | Director of Photography |
Nadine Hindi | Costume Designer |
Claire Grossmith | 1st Assistant Director |
Press
Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery review
All-star cast meet gruesome ends straight out of Midsomer Murders.
Christopher Stevens, Daily Mail, 18th December 2023Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery review
Even aside from the fnar fnar gags about bed-hopping villagers, the humour in this easily digested comedy is broader than a snowman's smile.
Ed Power, i Newspaper, 17th December 2023