Monkey Trousers

The Whippet craft remains grounded at the Geordie Space Centre because Kev has taken his niece on board and we finally learn how Alasdair the no-nothing estate agent manages to keep his job at Woodmans Estates.

Monkey Trousers, the clicks-and-whistles mind controller, impresses a casting director.

By means of a three-way hand-holding diversion, the professional footballers ditch their unwanted wives; and boss of all bosses the mafiosa known as the 'Godmother' takes care of some familial ingratitude.

The Vicar brands Ezekiel 1 'a load of nonsense'; the Whippet craft remains grounded at the Geordie Space Centre because Kev has taken his niece on board; and we finally learn how Alasdair the no-nothing estate agent manages to keep his job at Woodmans Estates.

The hair treatment system Purora is confidently proclaimed 'something for you to buy'; Roy (proprietor of Roy's Toys) attempts to sell a Spiderman costume with an unsubtle reference to Fathers 4 Justice; and the loud cops argue over which of them will 'be back'.

Antique expert "Windy" Dick Baker picks up his co-host Clive for burping, but then lets out his own hypocritical little tommy-squeaker; and the Croc Botherer gets his comeuppance when he's shot by a poison dart and, in the ensuing delirium, pulls of his own 'bush squirrel'.

Finally, Monkey Trousers ends with some joyfully windy and funny outtakes.