
May Contain Nuts (2009)
- TV comedy drama
- ITV1
- 2009
- 2 episodes (1 series)
A two-part comedy drama about parents who will do almost anything to ensure their children get into the best school. Stars Shirley Henderson, Darren Boyd, Elizabeth Berrington, Tony Gardner, Sophie Thompson and more.
Episode menu
Series 1, Episode 2
Further details

While Alice has hoodwinked school bosses by dressing as her daughter Molly and sitting the entrance exam in place of her, even she struggles with some of the questions.
So she resorts to copying the answers to the maths exam from Ruby Osafo - an academically gifted girl who comes from a nearby council estate.
This desperate act catapults her into a crisis she never anticipated and she is forced to face the consequences of her actions as well as her children's future.
Molly surprises the family's new friends by winning a scholarship to the school but Ruby, who helped Alice pass the exam, misses out on a place.
With Ruby's family unable to afford the school fees, Alice begins to feel guilty that in an effort to do the best for her daughter, she has inadvertently ruined the chances of a more deserving child.
However Alice has more than her conscience to contend with, since uber-competitive yummy mummy Ffion Russell, whose own child, Bronwyn, is still on the waiting list, is highly suspicious of Molly's scholarship and determined to uncover the truth.
Broadcast details
- Date
- Thursday 18th June 2009
- Time
- 9pm
- Channel
- ITV1
- Length
- 60 minutes
Cast & crew
Shirley Henderson | Alice Chaplin |
Darren Boyd | David Chaplin |
Elizabeth Berrington | Ffion Russell |
Tony Gardner | Philip Russell |
Sophie Thompson | Sarah McDonald |
Justin Edwards | William McDonald |
Bebe Cave | Molly Chaplin |
Andrew Byrne | James Chaplin |
William Chapman | Alfie Chaplin |
Adeleina Williams | Ruby Osafo |
Jack Richards | Gwilym Russell |
Katy Gunn | Bronwyn Russell |
Jason Watkins | Deputy Head Worrall |
Ruth Quipp | Kirsty McDonald |
Zoe Ann Bown | School Secretary |
Dorothy Atkinson | Mrs Whimhurst |
Sylvestra Le Touzel | Headmistress Reynolds |
Mona Hammond | Constance Osafo |
Diveen Henry | Ruby's Mother |
Alex Heaton | Kofi Osafo |
Georgina Minter-Brown | Mabel |
Dan Mersh | Comprehensive Art Teacher |
John O'Farrell | Writer |
Mark Burton | Writer (Adapted By) |
John Henderson | Director |
Lucy Robinson | Producer |
Sophie Clarke-Jervoise | Executive Producer |
Geoffrey Perkins | Executive Producer |
John O'Farrell | Executive Producer |
David Yardley | Editor |
Tom Bowyer | Production Designer |
Mark Thomas | Composer |
Press
Using the same denouement measurement, the mess of the ending of May Contain Nuts - after such a brilliant start - showed what a parlous waste of time it had become. The nice parents who cheated to get their daughter into a good school (mother sat an entrance exam as her daughter, below) renounced their snobbishness. The really snobby mother (Elizabeth Berrington, the only compelling actor on screen) got a telling-off for her attitudes. But bizarrely the racism at the heart of the drama was never directly addressed, although those that practised it were shown to be idiots. This satire on competitive middle-class parenting was blunted by a script that descended into dumb farce and screechy over-acting that descended far lower than that.
Tim Teeman, The Times, 19th June 2009So much of the enjoyment of television is based on expectation and the willingness to accept something for what it is rather than condemning it for not being something different. I was disappointed by the first part of this comedy-drama about middle-class parents trying to get their children into a good school because it was based on broad comic caricature. But by the time part two came along, I knew exactly what to expect and so it was much easier to enjoy it on its own terms. Of course it is still based on comic caricature, but it dealt with fundamentally serious issues in a breezy way. It may not be a merciless and accurate satire, but it is big-hearted and entertaining.
David Chater, The Times, 18th June 2009