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Max And Paddy's Road To Nowhere. Image shows from L to R: Paddy (Paddy McGuinness), Max (Peter Kay). Copyright: Phil McIntyre Entertainment
Max And Paddy's Road To Nowhere

Max And Paddy's Road To Nowhere

  • TV sitcom
  • Channel 4
  • 2004
  • 6 episodes (1 series)

Phoenix Nights spin-off focusing on the adventures of the two doormen. Stars Peter Kay, Paddy McGuinness and Lisa Hammond.

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Series 1, Episode 6

Max goes to visit old friend Billy 'The Butcher' Shannon who, against Paddy's better judgement, talks Max into letting him tag along for the ride.

Further details

Speed cameras everywhere cringe as Max and Paddy reveal their less photogenic side and throw one of the offending objects over a bush. Then it's off to see a different type of butcher, Max's ex-colleague and pal Billy 'The Butcher' Shannon. Obviously the clue is in the name; Billy is a half-witted yet psychotic ex-convict who manages to persuade Max into giving him a lift to search for son Tyson Lennox. It soon becomes clear that Billy adores Max but loathes Paddy, and dreams of replacing him as Max's significant other but 'not in a gay way'. Billy and Paddy are constantly at loggerheads and matters are only made worse when Billy holds up a roadside cafe in order to impress Max with a decent meal, while Max and Paddy unwittingly eat on. The trouble is, after their recent criminal activities, will the police believe the pair's intentions were purely culinary? And will Max have to suck the bullet from Paddy's derriere?

Broadcast details

Date
Friday 17th December 2004
Channel
Channel 4
Length
25 minutes

Cast & crew

Cast
Peter Kay Max
Paddy McGuinness (as Patrick McGuinness ) Paddy
Guest cast
Craig Cheetham Billy Shannon
Alex Hall Little Chef Waitress
Brendan P. Healy Police Chief
Stuart Maconie Crime Time Presenter
Paul McCleary Billy's Landlord
Writing team
Peter Kay Writer
Paddy McGuinness (as Patrick McGuinness ) Writer
Paul Coleman Script Editor
Production team
Peter Kay Director
Lesley McNeil Producer
Phil McIntyre Executive Producer
Lucy Ansbro Associate Producer
Kathryn Lowrie Associate Producer
Peter Hallworth Editor
Jim Holloway Production Designer
Michelle Smith Casting Director
Andy Hibbert Director of Photography
Martin Hawkins Director of Photography
Darren Finch Costume Designer
Toni Baker Composer
Jo Bernstein Choreographer
Amanda Neal 1st Assistant Director
Joan Schneider Production Manager

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