London Irish

The morning after St Patrick's Day, and the quartet wake up in a strange flat in East London. When its elderly owner suddenly collapses, a very confused trip to the hospital is in order.

It's the day after St Patrick's Day and our heroes attempt to put the pieces of last night together - how did they get in East London? Why are Packy's legs hurting so much? And who stole half of Conor's twix?

There's an almighty crash from the other room - and the gang discover an unconscious old lady and her cat. Brilliant. As they attempt to find a hospital - old lady and cat in tow - Packy is baffled as to why Aoife McBride keeps calling him - he didn't sleep with her did he? Because this is a woman who notoriously bit a man's bollock off when he refused to give her the commitment she wanted - so, if Packy shagged her, he'll have to leave the country.

Then Niamh finds a photo on his phone - it's the gang, Aoife, and Irish dancing legend Michael Flatley. What the hell did happen last night?