Live! Girls! Present Dogtown

It's the library vandal's finest hour - an effigy swings from a noose - and Detective Wilson is called in to investigate.

It's the library vandal's finest hour - an effigy swings from a noose - and Detective Wilson is called in to investigate. For the librarians, the effigy is a sick but brilliant composite of romantic novelists living and dead. Sue is particularly impressed as it confirms her suspicions of an inside job. Only all the clues to the vandal's identity point to the wrong person - which could be devastating for both Geoff and Sue.

Meanwhile, Bill addresses the fact that he and Sheila have not enjoyed a 'full' marriage since the dog died and embarks on a misguided ploy to seduce her.