It Ain't Half Hot Mum: Series 8, Episode 5 - Never The Twain Shall Meet

India, 1944 - a Royal Artillery Concert Party try to avoid going in to action by performing for the troops with their brand of camp entertainment. Stars Windsor Davies, Don Estelle, Melvyn Hayes, Michael Bates, George Layton and more.

Series 8, Episode 5 - Never The Twain Shall Meet

With the war finally over, the people of the village want their hut back. Unfortunately, the Royal Artillery Concert Party are still occupying it.

Cast
Windsor Davies	BSM Geoffrey 'Shut Up' Williams
Don Estelle	Gunner 'Lofty' Sugden
Melvyn Hayes	Bombardier 'Gloria' Beaumont
Donald Hewlett	Colonel Charles Reynolds
Michael Knowles	Captain Jonathan Ashwood
Christopher Mitchell	Gunner 'Parky' Parkin
John Clegg	Gunner 'Paderewski' Graham
Stuart McGugan	Gunner 'Atlas' MacKintosh
Mike Kinsey	Gunner 'Nosher' Evans
Kenneth MacDonald	Gunner 'Nobby' Clark
Dino Shafeek	Char Wallah Muhammed
Andy Ho	Ah Syn, the Cook

Guest cast
Renu Setna	Mr Pulhara

Writing team
David Croft	Writer
Jimmy Perry	Writer