If There Weren't Any Blacks You'd Have To Invent Them (1974)
- TV comedy drama
- ITV1
- 1974
- 1 episode
Colour re-make of Johnny Speight's 1968 bleakly comic allegorical play. Also features Leonard Rossiter, Michael Bryant, Richard Beckinsale, Lewis Fiander, John Nightingale and more.
Cast & crew credits
| Leonard Rossiter | The Blind Man |
| Michael Bryant | The Doctor |
| Richard Beckinsale | The Young Man |
| Lewis Fiander | The Officer |
| John Nightingale | The Private |
| Donald Gee | The Backwards Man |
| John Welsh | The Judge |
| Geoffrey Bayldon | The Undertaker |
| Bob Hoskins | The Sexton |
| James Grout | The Priest |
| Ken Wynne | The Vicar |
| Pam Scotcher | The Girl |
| Mary Henry | The Jewish Mother |
| Karen Boyes | The Senior Nurse |
| Vicki Michelle | Nurse |
| Susan Morall | Nurse |
| Pat Peters | Nurse |
| Johnny Speight | Writer |
| Bill Hays | Director |
| Rex Firkin | Producer |
| Roger Hall | Production Designer |
| Bill Southgate | Composer |