If There Weren't Any Blacks You'd Have To Invent Them (1968)
- TV comedy drama
- ITV1
- 1968
- 1 episode
Johnny Speight's bleakly comic allegorical play. Black and white version. Also features Laurence Hardy, Frank Thornton, Leonard Cracknell, Ronald Radd, Moray Watson and more.
Cast & crew credits
| Laurence Hardy | The Vicar |
| Frank Thornton | The Undertaker |
| Leonard Cracknell | The Private |
| Ronald Radd | The Sexton |
| Moray Watson | The Officer |
| Peter Craze | The Workman |
| Leslie Sands | The Blind Man |
| Jimmy Hanley | The Backwards Man |
| John Castle | The Young Man |
| Paul Hardwick | The Priest |
| Valerie Leon | The Senior Nurse |
| Derek Godfrey | The Doctor |
| Carol Perdeck | Nurse |
| Genevieve | Nurse |
| Carol Redhead | Nurse |
| Ann Weston | Nurse |
| Nerys Hughes | The Girl |
| Amelia Bayntun | The Jewish Mother |
| Kynaston Reeves | The Judge |
| Johnny Speight | Writer |
| Charles Jarrott | Director |
| Roy Stannard | Production Designer |