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Hitmen. Image shows from L to R: Fran (Sue Perkins), Jamie (Mel Giedroyc). Copyright: Tiger Aspect Productions
Hitmen

Hitmen

  • TV sitcom
  • Sky Comedy / Sky One
  • 2020 - 2021
  • 12 episodes (2 series)

Sitcom starring Mel & Sue as professional assassins. Also features Sue Perkins, Mel Giedroyc, Katherine Parkinson, Asim Chaudhry and Tonya Cornelisse

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Series 2: Hitmen Reloaded, Episode 6

Hitmen. Kat (Katherine Parkinson). Copyright: Tiger Aspect Productions
Fran wakes up in Kat's basement, chained to a bed and confronted with a table of computer monitors with live CCTV feeds of rooms around Kat's mansion. Her true intentions revealed, can Fran stop Kat from serving Jamie her last meal?

Further details

Fran wakes up in Kat's basement, chained to a bed and confronted with a table of computer monitors with live CCTV feeds of rooms around Kat's mansion. Meanwhile over a sumptuous breakfast, Kat is trying to shut down Jamie's concerns about Fran's lack of contact, before slipping down to the basement and revealing to Fran how all this is the fruition of her masterplan; she has relished being in control of their every move - posing as Mr V, pulling jobs off the dark web, watching them through ingenious tech - and contriving the job in Japan to pull the pair apart. Why? All because Kat believed Fran had "stolen" Jamie's friendship from her as a schoolgirl, and now she wants Fran to endure the pain of seeing her best friend with someone else.

But meanwhile Jamie is getting increasingly suspicious of Fran's apparent rejection, and wants to leave the mansion to look for her. Kat barely hides her frustration but offers to cook Jamie a quick meal, secretly revealing to the CCTV camera - and Fran - that she plans to poison Jamie. By now Fran has managed to unchain herself and is frantically trying to find escape routes. She manages to set off the fire alarm and Kat comes to the basement to confront her with a shotgun. When she sees that Fran has apparently escaped, Kat returns to Jamie, manically insisting that they leave. Jamie escapes and runs for cover in
the mansion's hedge maze. Meanwhile Fran has extricated herself from inside her mattress, and follows them into the maze where a sequence of cat and mouse ensues, culminating in a confrontation between the three. As Kat is about to shoot them both, she chokes on her own poison - it turns out Jamie had switched the plates earlier - and finally their antagonist is dead. We end on Fran and Jamie cheerfully bickering as they try to find their way out of the maze.

Broadcast details

Date
Wednesday 13th October 2021
Time
9:30pm
Channel
Sky Comedy
Length
30 minutes

Cast & crew

Cast
Sue Perkins Fran
Mel Giedroyc Jamie
Katherine Parkinson Kat
Guest cast
Mika Hood Young Fran
Ruby McMillan-Wilson Young Jamie
Alice Sharp Young Kat
Writing team
Joe Parham Writer
Joe Markham Writer
Oriane Messina Script Editor
Fay Rusling Script Editor
Mel Giedroyc Script Consultant
Sue Perkins Script Consultant
Production team
David Sant Director
Ali Bryer Carron Producer
Siobhan Rhodes (as Siobhan Bachman) Executive Producer
Arnold Widdowson Executive Producer
Tilusha Ghelani Executive Producer
Mel Giedroyc Associate Producer
Joe Parham Associate Producer
Sue Perkins Associate Producer
Joe Markham Associate Producer
Anne Patterson Co-producer
Nick Ames Editor
Jim Holloway Production Designer
Tracey Gillham Casting Director
Nadine Hindi Costume Designer
Trevelyan Oliver Director of Photography
Nicola Coleman Make-up Designer
Micaela Ralph Graphics
Andy Stenning 1st Assistant Director

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