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Have I Got News For You

Have I Got News For You

  • TV panel show
  • BBC One / BBC Two
  • 1990 - 2025
  • 620 episodes (69 series)

Long-running topical panel game with a strong political slant, featuring team captains Ian Hislop and Paul Merton. Also features Angus Deayton.

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Series 68, Episode 7

Have I Got News For You. Lorraine Kelly
Lorraine Kelly hosts, and on the panel is comedian Maisie Adam and BBC Radio 5 Live presenter and journalist Matt Chorley.

Further details

TV presenter Lorraine Kelly returns to Have I Got News For You. It is her fourth appearance on the show overall and her second time in the guest host's chair. Her last appearance was back in 2005, as a guest host in Series 30. Upon being announced, she said: "I'm really looking forward to hosting Have I Got News For You again, for the second time. The first time I did it was nearly 20 years ago back in 2005, when Paul and Ian were young whippersnappers! It's a chance for me to be unleashed... I can't wait!"

This episode was broadcast in the week that has seen farmers protesting Labour's inheritance tax plans for farmland and Donald Trump appointing senior positions for his new presidential term.

But also on the agenda this week were team captain Ian Hislop's comments about the Archbishop of Canterbury turning up to a British Museum trustees' dinner event the day after he had resigned over a Church of England abuse scandal. Hislop, who was at the same event, described it this week as 'jaw-dropping' that Justin Welby had decided to attend, thinking nobody would say anything.

"You ran into him recently, did you not Ian?" host Lorraine Kelly asked.

"Yeah, I did... thank you for bringing that up," Hislop replied.

"How was that encounter?" Kelly enquired.

"He appeared at public event the day after he resigned in disgrace and thought no one would say anything... and he came over and said hello. So I said something..." Hislop said.

"You've got balls, you really have," replied Kelly.

"He just seemed to me entirely shameless..." Hislop responded.

"Years ago on this programme I used to accuse Ian of being a bit snobby... but now I withdraw that when I realise he meets the Archbishop of Canterbury at a drinks do at the British Museum..." Paul Merton quipped.

"Do you think so Paul, do you think he'll be missed at all?" Kelly asked.

"Oh we'll always get somebody else.... Oh, the Archbishop of Canterbury, sorry!" Merton joked.

The panel also discussed this week's farmer protests at Westminster, with many farmers travelling to the capital to express their displeasure with Labour's plans to introduce inheritance tax on some farmland over a certain threshold. Jeremy Clarkson attended the protests to show his support to the farmers.

"This is the news that the government has fallen out with the farmers. What is it that Labour are actually proposing though?" asked Kelly.

"The focus of the protest is inheritance tax. Farmers didn't pay it at all and now they're going to pay half of what everyone else pays," Hislop clarified. "The limits they've set on them are really pretty high, so it's meant to stop wealthy land owners buying lots of land in order to avoid taxes. People like... now who comes to mind...? Jeremy Clarkson...." he joked. "...who originally bought his farm in order to avoid paying any tax on it, and has now become the champion of the small farmer, who's probably not going to get hit by this, and is going to end up worse off for lots of other reasons. It's a bit like if there was a big shepherdesses protest, and Marie Antoinette turned up..."

"What sort of drugs are you on?! And share them out!" laughed Merton.

Notes

The teams drew, 5 points each.

Broadcast details

Date
Friday 22nd November 2024
Time
9pm
Channel
BBC One
Length
30 minutes
Recorded
  • Thursday 21st November 2024, 19:10 at Riverside Studios
  • Thursday 28th November 2024, 19:10 at Riverside Studios

Cast & crew

Cast
Ian Hislop Team Captain
Paul Merton Team Captain
Guest cast
Lorraine Kelly Host / Presenter
Maisie Adam Guest
Matt Chorley Guest
Writing team
Colin Swash Writer (Additional Material)
Rob Colley Writer (Additional Material)
Ged Parsons Writer (Additional Material)
Dan Gaster Writer (Additional Material)
Shaun Pye Writer (Additional Material)
Christine Rose Writer (Additional Material)
Zoƫ Tomalin Writer (Additional Material)
Rose Johnson Writer (Additional Material)
Cody Dahler Writer (Additional Material)
Production team
Paul Wheeler Director
Mike Rayment Series Producer
Jordan Reed Producer
Richard Wilson Executive Producer
Suzanne McManus Executive Producer
Jon Ellis Editor
Matt Roberts Editor
Dan Isitt Editor
David Wiseman Editor
David Abramsky Editor
Jonathan Paul Green Production Designer
Mikki Rain Production Designer
Karen Jackson Costume Designer
George Webley (as Big George) Composer
Phil Hewson Graphics
David Ward Graphics
Ian Penny Lighting Designer

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