Hapless

A woman who can only see with one eye drives into Paul's car, and he and Simon are terrified by a Liverpudlian at the gym.

Paul and Simon are illogically terrified by a beefed up Liverpudlian at the gym.

A woman who can only see with one eye drives into his car and Paul doesn't understand how she can legally drive. So he starts to wear an eye patch and sets the one-eyed driver a test.

When he realises that he's scared of the Liverpudlian not because of his accent but because of his tattoos, there's only one solution. To get a tattoo. Of David Beckham. But how will the scouser react?