Grouchy Young Men
- TV comedy
- Comedy Central
- 2009 - 2011
- 15 episodes (2 series)
Young male celebrities, including many comics, bitch and complain about life in modern Britain. Stars Jon Richardson, Jack Whitehall, Carl Donnelly, Kevin Bridges, Russell Kane and more.
Quotes
on stag nightsThe whole wild drinking, chaining somebody to a lamp post is funny, but if anybody did that to me they wouldn't be coming to my wedding.
Robert Kazinsky
on stag nightsIt's basically macho, competitive bullshit. Just full of undersexed, pathetic men running around trying to get more pissed.
Alex Collier
on weddingsIf I can't get drunk at a wedding and sleep with a bridesmaid then I don't want to go!
Lloyd Langford
on weddingsDon't get divorced or I want my juicer back!
Jim Jefferies
on sexHere in Britain it's mechanical, gray, miserable and quick. Very much like a no frills airline I would say.
Sam Delaney
on sexBritish girls are the easiest girls in the world, oh yeah without a doubt!
Jim Jefferies
on social networkingEveryone delete Twitter, you're all knobs!
Seann Walsh
on social networkingI've just been sitting on Facebook wanking at your holiday photos.
Kevin Bridges
on domesticityThey call it Fairy cos it's aimed at women not men.
Jody Latham
on domesticityLiving with a partner is a good way of forgetting why you fell in love with them.
Jon Richardson
on alcoholBeing around drunk people is something I cannot tolerate unless I'm completely bladdered myself.
Donny Tourette
on alcoholI stopped drinking for a month and ended up with clinical depression!
Henry Holland