George And The Dragon
- TV sitcom
- ITV1
- 1966 - 1968
- 26 episodes (4 series)
Sid James stars as chauffeur George, constantly warring against formidable housekeeper Gabrielle Dragon (Peggy Mount) in the home of Colonel Maynard. Also features John Le Mesurier and Keith Marsh.
Quotes
Gabrielle refutes the theory of evolutionGabrielle: "No, George, whatever you say, I cannot believe we come from apes."
Ralph: [Walks into room] "Morning."
Gabrielle: "On the other hand..."
in Series 1, Episode 5
Gabrielle resolves to get George to churchGabrielle: "I think it's high-time George Russell saw the inside of a church."
Colonel Maynard: "Well that's very commendable my dear, but you don't stand a chance. Unless you either marry him or shoot him."
in Series 2, Episode 2
George prepares to try 'Pharoah's Face Pack'[Reading face pack instructions] '10 minutes can make you look 10 years younger.'
He examines his face in the mirror
I'll give it a couple of hours, I think.
George Russell (Sid James) in Series 2, Episode 2
George demonstrates his home-made TV setGeorge: "Right, BBC it is. That's 365 degrees Fahrenheit."
Gabrielle: "I beg your pardon?"
George: "360 degrees Fahrenheit.
Gabrielle stares in confusion
George: "Well, oh, my channel selector knob wouldn't work so I swapped it with the cooker, you see? ITV is 210 degrees, and BBC 2 is 'simmer'."
Gabrielle: "Oh. And what do I do with the Sunday joint, put it in the oven for 2 hours on Channel 9?!"
in Series 3, Episode 3