Genius With Dave Gorman

This week TV personality Vanessa Feltz and stand-up comic Richard Herring join Dave to try and find some "Genius" ideas. Ideas included cat-shaped cat flaps, wheat biscuit architecture and nacho gloves.

The Topic Machine - Flora and Fauna

A random machine selects a topic, in this case anything to do with nature.

- Cat-shaped cat-flaps. Genius

- Eat endangered species. If you did, people would want to keep species alive so they could keep eating them. Genius

Ideas on Video

- Sheep Scrabble: Spray letters on sheep so they would walk around and spell words. Genius

- Job interview glove puppets to ease interviewees. Not a genius

Body Related Ideas

- The Chin-Strap Pause Button: If you fall asleep during a film, your head would fall and the button would press on your chest, pausing the film. Genius

- Nacho hands: Gloves with nachos on them so you do not have to keep going into a bag to get them. Not a genius

- Standardised hand signals for motorists. Not a genius

- Instant toupees made from pubic hair to cover bald patches. Genius

Breakfast related ideas

- Wheat-biscuit architecture: make buildings out of wheat-biscuit foods like Weetabix. Not a genius

Final Ideas

- A new magazine called Puddle Monthly. Not a genius

- Put weighing scales in lifts to encourage people to use stairs. Not a genius

- Rate everyone's attractiveness from 1 to 9, and then you can only have a relationship with someone if your total attractiveness adds up to 10. Not a genius

- To save money sending Christmas cards, put no stamp on them and a false address. On the back write: "If undelivered send to..." and put the actual address on the back. Genius