| Geoffrey Hutchings |
Sid James |
| Samantha Spiro |
Barbara Windsor |
| Adam Godley |
Kenneth Williams |
| Jacqueline Defferary |
Sally |
| David McAlister |
Gerald Thomas |
| Jason Round |
Clapper Loader |
| Steve Speirs |
Bernard Bresslaw |
| Hugh Walters |
Charles Hawtrey |
| Alan Barnes |
1st Assistant Director |
| Maria Charles |
Charlie's Mum |
| Chrissie Cotterill |
Joan Sims |
| Louise Delamere |
Imogen |
| Alice Bailey Johnson |
Alice |
| Derek Howard |
Kenneth Connor |
| Richard Vanstone |
Alf |
| Kenneth MacDonald |
Eddie |
| Henrietta Baynes (as Hetty Baynes) |
Maggie |
| Joanne Zorian |
Continuity |
| Peter Yapp |
Cameraman |
| Colin Marsh |
Sound Recordist |
| Clare Cathcart (as Claire Cathcart) |
Matron |
| Alistair McGowan |
Racing Commentator |
| Barbara Kirby |
June |
| Abigail McKern |
Olga |
| Windsor Davies (as Windsor Davis) |
Sir Toby Belch |
| Kellie Bright |
Viola |
| Alan Cox |
Orsino |
| Barbara Windsor |
Self |
