Burnistoun

The legend of King Arthur springs to life when a Burnistoun man pulls the magic sword Excalibur out of the pavement.

This week, the fictitious town welcomes the Legend of King Arthur who springs to life when a local Burnistoun man pulls the magic sword, Excalibur, out from the pavement. But it's a far from legendary outcome.

Elsewhere, two punters enjoy a lock-in at the local pub but find their enjoyment eerily curtailed by the arrival of the pub's ghost, the Wee Baldy Man; while Burnistoun's failed entrepreneur, Alex Ciderson, reveals how family tragedy led to his latest misguided invention.

Identical twins, Dom and Tom Thoms give viewers a peek into their oddball life where their tendency to finish one another's sentences isn't helped by the fact they often talk at cross purposes.

Also this week, McGregor and Toshan, Burnistoun's 'quality polis', finally get their comeuppance at a disciplinary hearing; Jolly Boy John mixes pickled onions with radiators in his latest home video; and Barry and Joe go 'Up The Road' after sampling the posh atmosphere Burnistoun restaurant.

And one of Burnistoun's local football teams decides to take drastic action to improve the look of their terraces - employing good looking foreign fans to replace their ugly followers.